Office Pranks

[planeflyer21]

One would probably get shot here...still dang funny!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNJSPnFokw

[unforgiven]

Translation " I s h i t  my pants no really"  <lmao>

[imschur]

I have a Jessie Jackson latex mask. I sneak up on people here and scare them.

[planeflyer21]

I have a Jessie Jackson latex mask. I sneak up on people here and scare them.

 

As I said in the first post, "One would probably get shot here..."

[sketch]

That was funny!! I put fake blood on the skillsaw handle when they're done cutting they see blood and start to pannic!! Locking guys in the portashitter or dropping fireworks in there is priceles!

[Robocop1051]

Dump a koolaid packet inside a guys work boot. Preferably purple or blue. On a good summer day you can stain his foot for a month.

[planeflyer21]

Locking guys in the portashitter or dropping fireworks in there is priceles!

 

This one machine shop had a bathroom so small that if a person was sitting on the crapper, you could open the door and hit their knees.  Sink could be reached from the throne.

 

Someone bombed a person in there one night with a string of firecrackers.  Dude comes out all covered in confetti..."MAN THAT WAS LOUD!!"

 

 

 

Dump a koolaid packet inside a guys work boot. Preferably purple or blue. On a good summer day you can stain his foot for a month.

 

<laughs>   <lmao>

[shepp]

36" zip tie around the drive shaft, our trucks are our office

[DNP]

Shepp, drop a 4' stake behind the cab between the frame rails in between the cab and the bed. That one makes a nice racket as you drive away as well.

[unforgiven]

Had plumbers lead ingot put in my tool bucket.Damn near tore my arm off. :eek:

[bubbasks]

When cold tell the greenhorns to heat their steeltoes withthe oxy/aset torch. They tend to get a nice glow on em before the heat reaches their toes then its a run around trying to get a boot off game

Edited August 31, 2013 by bubbasks

[Microgunner]

When cold tell the greenhorns to heat their steeltoes withthe oxy/aset torch. They tend to get a nice glow on em before the heat reaches their toes then its a run around trying to get a boot off game

When I was 18 the legal drinking age in Florida was 18. I was the tire changer at a Goodyear store and had been out drinking all Friday night. I knew I wouldn't be able to get up for work Saturday morning so I went home, changed into my work uniform and drove to work. I went to sleep in my car with my feet hanging out the open window knowing my co-workers would wake me when they came in.

I woke up all right, with both of my boots on fire and everyone laughing their asses off. They'd doused them with lighter fluid at set them ablaze. The funniest thing they said was that this was the second time they'd set my feet on fire. The fire burned out before I woke the first time.

Ruined my boots and I'd paid a week's salary for them. Don't ever trust a Goodyear employee.

[planeflyer21]

Dang micro...Goodyear?  I might expect that at Firestone.

[Robocop1051]

Dang micro...Goodyear? I might expect that at Firestone.

Ugh... Ba-dum-bum

[Robocop1051]

If you really want to mess with your coworker... Every time he leaves his computer unattended, google search "how to make an IED" and other similar anti-government/pro-insurgent topics.

The funny happens in a few weeks

[sketch]

I forgot about the zip tie thanks shep that's a classic. I also tie off a 100 ft caution tape under the bumper. I had a glazer come to work the next day with a story of a statepatrol about fifty feet back with an arm load of tape asking wtf!! I couldn't help but to loose it in front of him he laughed with me thank god!!

Edited September 4, 2013 by sketch