MaDuce Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) When a man says, "I DO" he inherits the most fearsome weapon he will ever have. The Wifle. In fact, the wifle is so fierce it can and will even turn on him from time to time. There are 3 basic types of wifle. * The automatic wifle strikes in rapid, unrelenting succession should you offend her. * The assault wifle will hunt you down, bust in and overwhelm you if you try anything sneaky. * The high-powered wifle will knock you down if you pull anything. So do well to respect and care for this formidable weapon of yours whichever one you have. Edited March 13, 2014 by MaDuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Wifle ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Unlike a rifle, a wifle does care whenever you load a different chamber. I never could suffice with just one caliber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Funny Chit...... lol :)) <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Unlike a rifle, a wifle does care whenever you load a different chamber. I never could suffice with just one caliber. You saying you have different long guns for different purposes?... <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 OH MY! we gettin down to the nitty gritty now ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolndie7 Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 :hornet: With this crowd? here we go....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Armory Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 You forgot to mention the fourth kind ... EX-WIFE. Blood thristy vemonious treachores backstabbing lawyer hiring money grubbing cheating theif who's only goal is to inflect as much pain and suffering on to you as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 You forgot to mention the fourth kind ... EX-WIFE. Blood thristy vemonious treachores backstabbing lawyer hiring money grubbing cheating theif who's only goal is to inflect as much pain and suffering on to you as possible. Oh, you've been there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaDuce Posted March 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 You forgot to mention the fourth kind ... EX-WIFE. Blood thristy vemonious treachores backstabbing lawyer hiring money grubbing cheating theif who's only goal is to inflect as much pain and suffering on to you as possible. Sounds to me like a wifle that had a catestrophic failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Armory Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Sounds to me like a wifle that had a catestrophic failure.Yeah she didn't get the pound of flesh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaDuce Posted March 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 There's also the air wifle but we won't go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 /\/\/\/\ Holy crap dude! <laughs> <lmao> That's the funniest thing you've ever said on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 /\/\/\/\ Holy crap dude! <laughs> <lmao> That's the funniest thing you've ever said on here! I almost posted the exact same thing when he started the wifle thing in the other thread...but this one definitely is a winner. Not bad MaDuce, not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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