shepp Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Gun smuggling in the flesh holster http://m.wtvm.com/#!/newsDetail/25324781 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 That's definitely a loaded piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Years ago we brought in a huge trailer trash type woman to booking and my sergeant had the female officer on duty come in and strip search her. The officer came out holding a schit covered Hi-Power that she got out of the skank's butt crack. Not sure if it was just tucked up in there (possible for her size) or if part of it was inserted in her rectum! Funniest part was seeing the sarge run to the bathroom and throw up! <lmao> Sgt. Laney had a weak stomach! <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 No worky <dontknow> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Years ago we brought in a huge trailer trash type woman to booking and my sergeant had the female officer on duty come in and strip search her. The officer came out holding a schit covered Hi-Power that she got out of the skank's butt crack. Not sure if it was just tucked up in there (possible for her size) or if part of it was inserted in her rectum! Funniest part was seeing the sarge run to the bathroom and throw up! <lmao> Sgt. Laney had a weak stomach! <laughs> Browning a Browning like that is just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I'd take that Hi-Power, clean it (WELL!!!) and call it my own. That bastard wouldn't last long in the evidence room... <lmao> IT'S A HI-POWER FOR FUK'S SAKE!!! :banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I'd take that Hi-Power, clean it (WELL!!!) and call it my own. That bastard wouldn't last long in the evidence room... <lmao> IT'S A HI-POWER FOR FUK'S SAKE!!! :banana: Hunh…more power to you bro. I agree with the cleaning WELL but personally (not judging here), I'd take it to the range after that for some shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Pretty nice for a mug shot......ill bet she cleans up real pretty......the gun on the other hand....peeew! :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Pretty nice for a mug shot......ill bet she cleans up real pretty......the gun on the other hand....peeew! :) Wash Haven't you heard? That all natural lube is the best lube for guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Haven't you heard? That all natural lube is the best lube for guns. Vagisil....or ballistol? they pretty much do the job ? :) Wash Edited April 25, 2014 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted April 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Wash I was thinking the same, with a name like Dallas I'd Imagine her on the fri sat night line up at the local titty bar They say the vagina is the toughest motor out there, self lubricating and it takes any sized piston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Pretty nice for a mug shot......ill bet she cleans up real pretty......the gun on the other hand....peeew! :) Wash You could take her out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of her. Perhaps it's a good thing? <laughs> Edited April 25, 2014 by shibiwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted April 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Like to see what she could do with my dessert eagle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) ^^ probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or stirring coffee. <lmao> Edited April 25, 2014 by shibiwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ^^ probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or stirring coffee. <lmao> Shibi good one ! <lmao> Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ^^ probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or stirring coffee. <lmao> You'd probably have to stick a ham in that thing and pull out the ham bone just to shim it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Pic no worky for me..... :'( <dontknow> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted April 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 It's a link about a 19 y/o girl when booked in jail they found a 4" .22 revolver in her who-ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 "Hotdog down a hallway". <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) I'm guessing the creepy 70yo man will not clean off the gun when he gets it back so that he can save it for later and fap to the "aroma" .... or something like that. ....oh yes, I went there. :D Edited April 26, 2014 by shibiwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) Eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww! I think that I just spit up in the back of my mouth. :puke: Edited April 26, 2014 by Rsquared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Here's a couple pics to illustrate what I mean. ...and a gangbang situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 They say the vagina is the toughest motor out there, self lubricating and it takes any sized piston You know it's tough - you can hurt it but you can't kill it. They should make tires and sandals out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 ^^ The rubber industry would disagree with you. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnatshooter Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Apparently "in the who-ha" is a popular method of CCW. Novelist's Ex In Bizarre Handgun Threat Arrest: Cormac McCarthy's former wife faces weapons count - The Smoking Gun - January 7, 2014http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/vagina-as-holster-675432 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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