I've been on commercially-chartered aircraft, for military reasons, a few times, and it's just assinine. There are 2 very specific times that just burst out at me, where they try to flex up, and try to enforce civilian standards - and they just lose. Crushed.
You were HIRED for a reason, and that reason is to fly ME from Point A, to Point B. Nothing else. Now, shut the fuk up and fly me. And all my poop. Go get my in-flight drink and snack, and stop telling me that my serrated SpyderCo knife is not in accordance with airline regulations. MY FUCKING M4A1 ISN'T IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANY KIND OF AIRLINE REGULATIONS!!!! Go sit down, serve my crackers when it's time, and tell those 2 pilots to get me where I need to go, ON TIME.
BYE.