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Looks like that job is working out ok. Clean livin pays off! nice truck!

He's got a good old time sound. Better than a lot of the new country. If you can call it that. The new stuff is like pop with redneck accent.

That's crazy talk. Get yer ass out here.

He'll bring some to-go boxes.

Like...9 months after the vacation? You know how that works, right?

Absolutely. let me know what you want in the way of pellets. Brand/flavor.

You're looking awefully sick to me. I'm just sayin.

Trailer is fixed. My refrigerator works now...put a whole new one in. Roof doesn't leak. I should be able to haul the Rhino and the smoker out again. I'll start thinking about meat to bring. Anyone done a decent workup on a head count yet?

Well, if you had taken care of that hernia sooner, you wouldn't have the swollen leather balls. It helps to wear looser underwear too. The banana hammock sorta adds complication to that issue. Don't complicate shiit with complicated shiit.

Looks killer Shepp, that makes my mouth water.

That was the smallest group I've seen in the 20 some years I've been doing that, but it was a good group. All workers. Usually there's a huge group of partiers all in the way. I was worried the BBQ turnout would be low today based on that. Nope...it was huge! Packed all day. I think the church made out really well this year. The weather was perfect.

Good call. When given the opportunity, try not to become another tragic headline.

Very sad deal. I hope the mom has a good support group. I would rather die along with my family than be the sole survivor. I don't think I'd ever be right again after something like that.

Sliced, rubbed, and put into 27-28lb bundles. Double wrapped in muslin and double wrapped in burlap...tied with bailing wire. I'll be looking forward to the aftermath today.

I'm gonna guess you had to be there. Maybe I just need to know how obese the gentleman was and it will help the visual image. Had he been of ordinary size, this would have lost all of its humor. Also, could you explain the odor...it would add a touch of realism and help bring the reader right into the story. A little longer setup may be helpful along with more detail about the sound could strengthen things. That sound leading to the punchline should be so vivid that even the dumbest of us on this forum would hear it as we read. Who was on the smoke break? You, or the fat man? And last Sunday was a good start. Morning? Noon? 11:43? Details Otto. We need more details. I'm subscribing.

I really don't want to pin my UBR. You guys are killin me. I think I'm gonna have to.

I could go for some beaver. Speaking of...drove past San Diego State again on the way to the inlaws tonight. Hole-eeee-crap! Highly recommend Friday nights around campus in the summer.

Annual deep pit this weekend. Tomorrow night we fire up the 40' pit. Tonight we pick up around 1500lbs of beef. Can't wait

Welcome from San Diego.

...or shown the door previously....

Being 24, this may have been the first time in his life he was able to experience "losing". I hope at the next tournament they remind the children that they are all winners. Sarcasm aside, it's another tragic loss of life due to a drugged up looney. Like you said, they'll blame the firearm and not look twice at the drugs or the society that has created these killers. The destruction of moral values and the lack of solid families continues to create a pool of ticking time bombs.

I don't think there's much to debate. Trooper really is an assshole. A funny one at least.

Lol. I'm taking that to my tournament next month!

Yep. I do. I shared that one.

Repost- but it's a good one.