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Good luck with that! After I hauled target stands and pepper poppers over for a pistol course at the last fall shoot no one seemed to have any interest in even setting the stuff up! All yours brother!

I ordered one of these barrels and the shipping looks like an episode out of the Keystone Kops! Check out this clusterfuk! March 20, 2018, 6:32 pm Accepted at USPS Origin Facility HAYS, KS 67601 March 20, 2018, 7:47 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 20, 2018, 11:00 pm Departed USPS Regional Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 21, 2018, 5:48 am Arrived at USPS Facility HAYS, KS 67601 March 21, 2018, 10:28 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 22, 2018, 12:56 am Departed USPS Regional Origin Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 23, 2018, 12:25 am Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility EL PASO TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 23, 2018, 2:49 am Departed USPS Regional Facility EL PASO TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 23, 2018, 11:52 am Arrived at Post Office EL PASO, TX 79901 March 23, 2018, 11:53 am Arrived at USPS Facility EL PASO, TX 79901 March 23, 2018, 11:54 am Forwarded EL PASO, TX March 25, 2018, 12:25 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 26, 2018, 4:22 pm Departed USPS Regional Origin Facility WICHITA KS DISTRIBUTION CENTER March 27, 2018 In Transit to Next Facility March 28, 2018, 4:39 am Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility EL PASO TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER Your item arrived at our EL PASO TX DISTRIBUTION CENTER destination facility on March 28, 2018 at 4:39 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination. So for over a week now this thing has been bouncing around between Hays KS, Wichita KS, and El Paso TX! It was sent Priority Mail which is supposed to be 3 days anywhere in the continental U.S. And the US Postal Service wonders why they are going under? WTF!!!!!

I'M IN! For those two days anyway!

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2018 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know sh*t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.” “Now give me back my dog.” AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS AND THEY ARE SITTING ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ISLE.

Welcome from New Mexico! Always glad to see another 1911 'smith on the board.

Every time I put something on Craigslist I get that schit! On the most recent one I started leading the fukker on (I was selling the drop in bed liner from my truck) and once I got the check I took everything I had to the local P.D. (my old dept.) They ended up turning it all over to the FBI so it's a damn good bet nothing was done!

I've got a Minimalist stock too, love that thing!

Very good point! I tend to keep my schit on the down low with most people. I won't even put any gun related stickers on my vehicles, except for the 'Terrorist Hunting Permit' sticker on the back glass of my truck.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! And, don't over cook the damn thing. Medium rare to rare for me. Guy that owns the local bar/steak place knows my wife very well, and when she orders a well done steak he comes out and tells her "I started cooking your steak last week, it's just about done!"

That happened back in late '06 when I highsided my Harley Ultra Classic. I'm a fukkin legend you know, not just anyone can highside an 830 lb. full dress Harley!

That long range is the shiznit! Starting line and finish line are both above the brush, it doesn't get any better than that!

If I'm going to eat out, chicken is the LAST thing I want to eat! About the only chicken I really like is my wife's green chile chicken enchiladas. My first wife was a chicken fiend and my wife is Cuban (eating chicken is in their DNA!) so I've had all the chicken I need for life.

My first wife had two brothers and my father-in-law told me one could tear up a steel anvil with a rubber mallet and the other one could tear up a steel ball bearing just carrying it around in his front pocket!

Compound the morphine drip with a bunch of broken ribs and you've got one really fukked up BM! REALLY fukked up!

The teacher handled it all wrong! Personally I would have made up a better excuse. After the accidental discharge scream “Take your AR15 and get outta my school!” and bolt out of the classroom and down the hall yelling “Not on my watch! No one dies today!” Return and chastise the students for not seeing the gunman.

Or if you've been on a morphine drip for a few days!

Yuuup, just got me a plane ticket to North Carolina!

THE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL WHEN STUDENTS TOOK THE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL, THEY WERE PERPLEXED BY THIS QUESTION: "REARRANGE THE LETTERS P-N-E-S-I TO SPELL OUT THE PART OF THE HUMAN BODY THAT IS MOST USEFUL WHEN ERECT." THOSE WHO SPELLED SPINE BECAME DOCTORS. THE REST ARE IN CONGRESS.

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon from New York says "I like accountants. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon from Chicago responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon from Dallas says, "I really think librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed. "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.

Never mind

Bwahahaha!!! There's always one in the crowd!

Epic thread! That had to be one of the fastest downhill slides in the history of this forum!

I like that target stand in the video! Go to the hardware store and buy a few parts and just assemble it, no welding needed! You hit something you're not supposed to and fuk it up no problem, go to the hardware store and buy another piece!

Here we just put in whatever the hell we have!

I bought a new Kobalt table saw, problem solved! Josh has the old one now!