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Screw using one of those pussyfied Dremel thingys, BENCH GRINDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly what I was thinking!

OKaaaay............you posted '23' not '22'. Even so, it's still an AR-15!

That's an AR-15!

Nope! I had a high school friend that used to bite the cords with his teeth when they castrated calves, not some made up for TV sensationalism! This was back in the 70's and he told me that's how they did it out on the ranch! Okay, send it to me Rene and I'll track my friend down and make sure I get it to him! Well, never mind, looks like he passed away several years ago!

Want to hear something really sad? Our high school has 3 security personnel, all retired law enforcement officers, and none of them are allowed to carry on campus! I worked there for 8 years as a substitute teacher and may or may not have kept an AR-15 under the backseat of my truck! My daughter-in-law is the new principal at the high school and my wife and I are having dinner with her tomorrow evening. I'm looking forward to getting her opinion on whether her security personnel (the retired cops) should be allowed to carry or not. The decision is not in her hands though, that is up to the Superintendent of the school district (and possibly the school board).

Damn Matt, that has got to be the strongest language I've ever heard from you! Definitely warranted though. As a retired LEO, you don't even want to get me started about what I think about that deputy and what SHOULD happen to him!

Alright! More.........................shenanigans!!!!!!

Little Jose's teacher gave the class an assignment for the next day, tell the class a story about you or a family member with a moral to it. The next day the teacher asked who wanted to go first with their story and little Susie's hand went up. She stood up and told the class about how her father had put eggs in the incubator to hatch them and how he would take the family on a trip with the money from selling the chicks. A lot of the eggs didn't hatch so they didn't get to go on the trip. When she finished the teacher asked her what the moral of her story was and she replied "Never count your chickens before they hatch!" Little Becky put her hand up and she stood up and told the class about how her father had a basket of eggs on the front seat of the truck and was going to the market to sell them and use the money to buy her a bicycle. Someone pulled out in front of them and when her father slammed on the brakes the eggs fell to the floor and broke so she didn't get a new bicycle. The teacher asked her what the moral to her story was and she replied "Never put all your eggs in one basket!" Little Jose was frantically waving his hand so the teacher called on him next. Jose stood up and started telling the class about his Tia Rosa, who used to be in the Army. He said one time she was in a plane that got shot down and she parachuted from the plane with only a .45 on one hip, a machete on the other hip and a bottle of tequila. She opened her parachute and drank the bottle of tequila on the way down. She landed in a group of 15 enemy soldiers and immediately pulled the .45 and emptied it, killing 7 of the soldiers. She then pulled the machete and hacked another 7 to death, breaking the machete. The last one she beat to death with the tequila bottle! When little Jose finished with his story the teacher had a flabbergasted look on her face and exclaimed "Oh my! What on earth cold be the moral to a story like that?" Little Jose smiled big and said "The moral to my story is you don't fuk with Tia Rosa when she's been drinking!"

Ray's twelve shots joke reminded me of one; Guy walks into the bar and orders ten shots of whiskey. The bartender sets him up and the guy goes down the line slamming each one. When he finishes the bartender asked him "what was that all about?" The guy replied "I'm celebrating my first blowjob!" The bartender says "Congratulations, I'll buy you another shot!" to which the guy replied "Nah, if the first ten didn't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't help!"

No challenge there, I was raised on those things!

Bwahahahaha!!!!! What a fukkin idiot! All he had to do to keep his gun from being used in a killing was keep it locked in the safe when not using it. Now he has deprived himself of the fun of shooting it! What a moron! At the end he said hopefully you'll never have one of these pointed at one of your kids! Hell, 3 of my kids have their own and will kill you if you point one at them! The 4th one is a convicted felon and a damn good example for why I keep my schit locked up!

I've been wanting to get one of these for several years now for yard art! Harkens back to my days as a roughneck working on the oil rigs in Kansas!

That's your fault brother! I already told you I have a spare bedroom for you & Mida!

Tell him to go sell his upper to a collector and come back with the cash and you'll sell the pistol to him. Every time I've traded for something I didn't really need or want I've ended up thinking why the fuk did I do that later!

Welcome to the forum Josiah! Glad to have you here.

That right there!

or the acetylene wrench!

Being extensively familiar with both areas I can unequivocally state that there is definitely a difference! Arizona dust has a redder tinge to it, getting more pronounced the further north you get in the state. New Mexico dust is just a plain old schit brown all over the state but some claim the dust around Albuquerque and Santa Fe is developing a definite blue tinge! Don't feel bad that you didn't notice any difference Angel, there has to be a pretty thick coating for the untrained eye to tell the difference. I had Lasik surgery years ago so now I have this 'super' vision that is above and beyond most mortals!

Rob, I don't think his slat is plastic. There's a lot of aluminum blinds out there.

My question is, why did you post this in the Contests section?

As we say here in the desert, that's pretty chingon! Do you think it might help if the slat was painted white?

I have some of those hollow pints, that is exactly the reason my beer keeps disappearing!

Even the cholla cactus is afraid of him. Matt, not so much!

Amazon Prime brother! It's just like a sore peter, you can't beat it!