Sharpshooter

It's kinda hard to ignore a 12 gauge auto loader. Who's got a good one to look for?

Soon to be 74. It gets harder to take off and easier to put on as you get older. Also, I weigh the same as I did when I got married to my wife 45 years ago, but it isn't in the same places now. 🙄🙄🙄 What he said!

Oh yeah, turn that 30 mm bitch loose on those walkers. They be needing their own walkers shortly! The ones with tennis balls on the front two legs!

As long as you don't end up with a Coyote Woman. That one is asleep on your arm and you'd rather gnaw it off than wake her up!

I might have to figure out my own load. Their "trade goods" doesn't look too good for me. (I had to rebuild a porch lately. Lumber prices are nuts!) 🥵

Say it ain't so, Joe! Not a wiring diagram! Who can read one of those? (Insert sarcastic tone here)

The sun is over the yardarm somewhere in the empire, me lads. Drink up! 🤪

I read about a drill similar to this once. The instructor hands the student the pistol and says "it's OK, it isn't loaded." The student "dry fires" the pistol and the damned thing goes off! The instructor says ""that must have been an extra round in the magazine, but it's empty now." The student dry fires again and the pistol goes off (again). The instructor takes the pistol, jacks open the slide, drops the magazine, then palms a cartridge into the chamber and drops the slide, then hands it back to the student. The student dry fires (yet again) and then gun goes off. This is all to teach the student that you can't take anyone's word for whether a weapon is safe (unloaded) or not. CHECK IT YOURSELF! (not that any of you need this lesson, only the ones who are watching)

Hey, at least he didn't suggest flossing your BCG!

Looks like a fun time. And sometimes it's enough to know you belong in the competition, even if you don't end up in the winner's circle. Good on you!

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Welcome from Arkansas

Welcome from Arkansas

Yeah, but if you boil those critters for a couple of hours, then take the meat (which is supposed to be falling off the bone by that time), drain the water off, then cover it in your favorite sauce (bbq, whatever), it comes out tender, tasty, and good!

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Hey Ederds, anybody compare you with the guy in Men In Black? Vincent D'Onofrio was the actor, and he was great!

I have to admit, I was a bit surprised at my capabilities! Rodents usually cause me grief! But not that one!!

Dogs will put up with more sh*t than you can imagine. I don't know why they do it, but I'm awfully glad they do. Except for those little fukk*ing ankle-biters that try to fukk with me while I was bringing their momma/poppa/owner out of the house on the gurney.

Good job, @Lonewolf McQuade! I once had a squirrel that refused to be dissuaded. I used a machete and slow motion to put an end to that particular varimint.

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Yeah, that little fukkr may be able to dodge your varmint round. More power to him!

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@58marine, welcome from Arkansas.

Welcome from Arkansas.

Welcome from Arkansas