Belt Fed

This realy happened, that's what makes it so funny!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Citibank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given). Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given). After they get the fax: Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.' Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address? ' Citibank: 'That might help...' Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet??? (Priceless!!)

Them guys take those civil was re enactments seriously. they had one here and it was hot as hell and they had heavy wool uniforms on. One of the yanks had to be carried off from heat exhaustion. he was a big ole boy and he was white as a sheet. The grandson ask me if I wanted to do that, I said forget that, it's too hot to be paradin around in wool clothing.

Really nice, them gun guys know if they keep showing you guns there is bound to be one you want. they sound like my LGS.lol

I want that gun, it'd be a whole lot cheaper to own.

Nice, the different color bottom and top looks pretty good, the A2 stock has the same camo pattern as my hunting coveralls.

Oh no, no bruce seen there, none. but at my age I may be a little blind too.

Oh Boy. let me go look.

3 Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze. 1st Hillbilly: “My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air conditioner.” 2nd Hillbilly: “Why is that stupid?” 1st Hillbilly: “”We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!” 2nd Hillbilly: “That’s nothin’ My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin’ machines!” 1st Hillbilly: “Why is that so stupid?” 2nd Hillbilly: “Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!” 3rd Hillbilly: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! … I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar. ” 1st and 2nd Hillbillies : “Well what’s so dumb about that?” 3rd Hillbilly: “She ain’t got no pecker!”

Definitely not Bruce.

Just some eye candy

and longer too.

I ain't figured out what to put in these things yet.

I filled my bike up once for 13 cents a gallon, The tank didn't hold much and only two gallons went in. total was 26 cents.lol it was a 68 honda 150