Alright fellas, I'm going to share my recipe here with ya, and let all you culinary gurus try this one on for size!
1st up you'll need "boiled eggs", doesn't matter how many, recipe is adjusted according to how many eggs you want. The quotes around "boiled eggs" are there because you don't actually want to boil them. What you want to do whether you know it or not, is to have your eggs submerged under ~1" of water and heat it up to a simmer, rather than a boil. Maintain a simmer for 8.5 minutes and then remove from heat. Congratulations, you've now perfectly "boiled" your eggs.
2ndly
Drain the hot water from your eggs and run cold water over them. This will cool them and help pull the white away from the shell. Now you can peel/shell your cool eggs and begin the prep.
3rdly
Cut each egg in half and dump the firmed yolks into a bowl for mixing.
4thly
Add the following for each egg yolk added:
~2/3rds teaspoon Mayonnaise
~1/2 teaspoon Mustard
1 pinch salt
1 dash pepper
~1/2 to 2/3 tablespoon sweet pickle relish - drained
Any and all of the above can be adjusted in quantity to suit your taste. Given quantities are a starting point.
5thly
Mix all the above to an even mixture, and spoon evenly onto the egg halves. Top the mixture on each egg off with a conservative dash of Cayenne Pepper, and a liberal dash of Smoked Paprika.
6thly
Enjoy. You will soon be addicted to them...