Why do you have to be gay to use anal lube? Seems like a closet homophobe response to immediately condemn any use of "anal lube" as homosexual activity. I've sent many a princess home, walking funny and unable to sit right, thanks to that stuff. I dated an Asian gal for years. She loved getting her lower intestines all stirred up from time to time. Lube, in all its forms and names, is non-discriminatory... and when all else fails, just spit on it.