Yeah, we had this talk at the last Fall Shoot. I don't know who brought it up, But Eye Doc was within close proximity to me when I had an Armadillo PTSD Flashback...
I hate these fucking things...
http://www.wideopencountry.com/10-things-didnt-know-armadillos/
One thing NOT mentioned in those facts - right before you hit them with a car, they freak the fuk out at the last second, and shoot straight up into the air. Not a big deal, if you're in a truck. You hear the "thud" of the thing hitting the undercarriage. BIG DEAL... if you're in a 1979 RX-7, and the fucking thing shoots straight up into the air, goes right up your hood, splits your windshield, and dents your damn roof down the middle! Armored fuckers...
Oh, you think I'm kidding about "armor" on these bastards?! Check THIS out!>..
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/texas-man-injured-after-bullet-ricochets-armadillo-n402236
Yeah, fuk armadillos. They can choke on a bowl of dicks. And wash that down with a bag of smashed assholes. I'd hunt them - but I don't want to shoot the armored bastards and kill my own self...
Fucking Mammal Cannonball...