Clinton's emails, German version

[wetncold]

http://viewpure.com/Prls6Iz3B3E

[blue109]

That's pretty funny! But not really.

[unforgiven]

" I don't know I just work here" sum's it up right there.

[EngrBob]

Unfortunately there is no difference between the National Socialists (NAZIs) and the current Democrat Party.  Once they have our guns they can then impose their world view.  It has happened before.

[beantown]

Unfortunately there is no difference between the National Socialists (NAZIs) and the current Democrat Party.  Once they have our guns they can then impose their world view.  It has happened before.

Guns, what guns? My canoe, I and the guns, got tipped over by a boat wake. They all went to the bottom of a 300' deep lake. <bummedout>

[blue109]

As I said before.....strange how many boating accidents we have here in the AZ desert!

[MikedaddyH]

As I said before.....strange how many boating accidents we have here in the AZ desert!

The two happiest days in a boat owner life is the day he buys it and the day he gets rid of it !

[blue109]

I said that exact quote to my bro in law when he randomly came home with a sweet looking speed boat last year and everyone looked at me like i was an A-hole.

 

It hasn't moved since he bought it. Trailor tires flat, no tags, cushions all crappy since the cover shredded and blew away.

 

Disclaimer: I really am an A-hole....but still...

 

Edited March 13, 2016 by blue109

[MikedaddyH]

I said that to my brother-in-law the day after he got rid of his boat.

[survivalshop]

On March 12, 2016 at 3:13 PM, MikedaddyH said:

The two happiest days in a boat owner life is the day he buys it and the day he gets rid of it !

  I know where your coming from on that one , I was an Admiral once,                          I was paying two boat payments till I sold the smaller one .??

[EngrBob]

Been there, done that, loved those two days.

[slugger43]

On 3/12/2016 at 0:38 PM, blue109 said:

 

Disclaimer: I really am an A-hole....but still...

 

Jeez, Blue, you say that like it's a BAD thing.............  

[bubbas4570]

On 03/15/2016 at 0:01 AM, slugger43 said:

Jeez, Blue, you say that like it's a BAD thing.............  

My wife bought me the patch years ago.....for a Father's Day gift!

 

Genuine center of uranus 100% American Made  that looks like an old HD circular logo.

[unforgiven]

So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around see pontoon's and assorted parts lying in some yard.They think we'll get them and the guys can just buid a pontoon boat.Parts lied around for about a year then it was to the scrap yard.

Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright.

[mrmackc]

My don't do list :

don't buy a fixerupper horse trailer or piper cub. There is a couple of sad stories, but too painful to tell especially in my current delicate situation.

BTY thanks for all the words of careing and encouragement.

[392heminut]

6 hours ago, unforgiven said:

So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around

Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright.

Rene, if your wife and girlfriend are driving around together you have a lot more to worry about than boat parts! Just sayin...................

[blue109]

^ seriously...that was the first thing I thought. I had to read the post 3 times. :D

[MikedaddyH]

7 hours ago, unforgiven said:

So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around see pontoon's and assorted parts lying in some yard.They think we'll get them and the guys can just buid a pontoon boat.Parts lied around for about a year then it was to the scrap yard.

Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright.

Rene ... You smooth MF'er ! WTF are you sayin', wife and girlfriend !? Dammm !

[planeflyer21]

Bwow.  Bwow da chicka bwow-bwow!

[survivalshop]

  Well if the wife doesn't know she's his girlfriend , just her friend , that would work .?

[unforgiven]

Bwahahaha it's great to be me.....hahaha