wetncold Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 http://viewpure.com/Prls6Iz3B3E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 That's pretty funny! But not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 " I don't know I just work here" sum's it up right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EngrBob Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Unfortunately there is no difference between the National Socialists (NAZIs) and the current Democrat Party. Once they have our guns they can then impose their world view. It has happened before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantown Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Unfortunately there is no difference between the National Socialists (NAZIs) and the current Democrat Party. Once they have our guns they can then impose their world view. It has happened before.Guns, what guns? My canoe, I and the guns, got tipped over by a boat wake. They all went to the bottom of a 300' deep lake. <bummedout> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 As I said before.....strange how many boating accidents we have here in the AZ desert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 As I said before.....strange how many boating accidents we have here in the AZ desert!The two happiest days in a boat owner life is the day he buys it and the day he gets rid of it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 (edited) I said that exact quote to my bro in law when he randomly came home with a sweet looking speed boat last year and everyone looked at me like i was an A-hole. It hasn't moved since he bought it. Trailor tires flat, no tags, cushions all crappy since the cover shredded and blew away. Disclaimer: I really am an A-hole....but still... Edited March 13, 2016 by blue109 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 I said that to my brother-in-law the day after he got rid of his boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 On March 12, 2016 at 3:13 PM, MikedaddyH said: The two happiest days in a boat owner life is the day he buys it and the day he gets rid of it ! I know where your coming from on that one , I was an Admiral once, I was paying two boat payments till I sold the smaller one .?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EngrBob Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Been there, done that, loved those two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugger43 Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 On 3/12/2016 at 0:38 PM, blue109 said: Disclaimer: I really am an A-hole....but still... Jeez, Blue, you say that like it's a BAD thing............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbas4570 Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 On 03/15/2016 at 0:01 AM, slugger43 said: Jeez, Blue, you say that like it's a BAD thing............. My wife bought me the patch years ago.....for a Father's Day gift! Genuine center of uranus 100% American Made that looks like an old HD circular logo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around see pontoon's and assorted parts lying in some yard.They think we'll get them and the guys can just buid a pontoon boat.Parts lied around for about a year then it was to the scrap yard. Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 My don't do list : don't buy a fixerupper horse trailer or piper cub. There is a couple of sad stories, but too painful to tell especially in my current delicate situation. BTY thanks for all the words of careing and encouragement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 6 hours ago, unforgiven said: So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright. Rene, if your wife and girlfriend are driving around together you have a lot more to worry about than boat parts! Just sayin................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 ^ seriously...that was the first thing I thought. I had to read the post 3 times. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 7 hours ago, unforgiven said: So here's my 2 mags.Wife and girlfriend driving around see pontoon's and assorted parts lying in some yard.They think we'll get them and the guys can just buid a pontoon boat.Parts lied around for about a year then it was to the scrap yard. Next driving with the wife I see a Jon boat 12' for $100.00.Figure since we were fishing at the time not a bad deal.It sat under the porch for about 2 mos..Bring it out get the bro and bungee cord it to the top of my Blazer at the time.Driving 35 into a stiff headwind I hear a "boink" and see this boat up on end like a big metal kite.Slowed down so as not to wedge it under the car we pick it off the stree and jam it inside the car.Get to the lake had to go down a small hill to get it in the water.On the way back with fishing tackel,I trip and fall/roll down hill into the boat.At least my forehead did which began to leak pretty good.That was my head not the boat.So I sez fuk this lets pop some tops....after some time grab the damn boat throw it back IN the Blazer,go home and under the porch it sat for about a year.Then I sold it to a pipefitter on the job.Never bungee cord a boat to the top of ones car/truck.So if I want to go boating I just go to the Marina and rent one and done.Never said I was bright. Rene ... You smooth MF'er ! WTF are you sayin', wife and girlfriend !? Dammm ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Bwow. Bwow da chicka bwow-bwow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Well if the wife doesn't know she's his girlfriend , just her friend , that would work .? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Bwahahaha it's great to be me.....hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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