ARTrooper Posted October 8, 2016 Report Posted October 8, 2016 it's not your fault Wal-Mart doesn't carry real ammo anymore.
blue109 Posted October 8, 2016 Report Posted October 8, 2016 Mostly meh...but the stovepipe comment was amazing.
ARTrooper Posted October 14, 2016 Report Posted October 14, 2016 everything in german sounds funnier. haha
planeflyer21 Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Posted October 14, 2016 3 hours ago, ARTrooper said: everything in german sounds funnier. haha Except sex. That's a real stiffy killer there. No wonder they're down to like 0.7 children per family. Stop the German pillow talk!
bubbas4570 Posted October 15, 2016 Report Posted October 15, 2016 5 hours ago, planeflyer21 said: Except sex. That's a real stiffy killer there. No wonder they're down to like 0.7 children per family. Stop the German pillow talk! ERRR, EERRRRR, GRRR, GRRR.....german porn sounds......not good for memories.
ARTrooper Posted October 15, 2016 Report Posted October 15, 2016 lol. never had sex with a german or watched german porn... now I am a little curious though. lol.
shepp Posted October 15, 2016 Report Posted October 15, 2016 We had a German foreign exchange student my sernior year of high school she sure didn't have that affect on me.......
jtallen83 Posted October 15, 2016 Report Posted October 15, 2016 German girls have a little softer accent, nothing but fond memories here
chonkie Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 Great vid. I, like ARTrooper, HAD never seen german porn ... until a few minutes ago. It's not that great, I think I'll just stick to the normal double fist anal gaping porn.
ARTrooper Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 I best wait until my wife goes to sleep to find out. haha
planeflyer21 Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, ARTrooper said: I best wait until my wife goes to sleep to find out. haha You'd best wait until she's outta the house or you'll wake her up. If the gutteral gargling that's German doesn't wake her up, the few distinguishable words together in a sentence will, like "FÜCH MEIN ASCH LIEBLING!! FÜCH FÜCH!!"
ARTrooper Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 how come I am picturing some girl in a Nazi uniform? "I know nothing!"
planeflyer21 Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Posted October 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, ARTrooper said: how come I am picturing some girl in a Nazi uniform? "I know nothing!" My guess would be that statement is from the German BBWs.
ARTrooper Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. it's a classic. look it up on youtube
MikedaddyH Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 2 hours ago, ARTrooper said: how come I am picturing some girl in a Nazi uniform? "I know nothing!" LMAO !!!! Leather and Whips ! Madame Frau Schultz. "We have ways off making you talk" .
ARTrooper Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 I just got to remember that safe word
planeflyer21 Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Posted October 16, 2016 4 hours ago, ARTrooper said: I just got to remember that safe word It's in German, close to the sound made when hawking up a loogie, is 37 letters long, and has 17 syllables. I hope you remember it too. Probably best not to let her do face sitting on you.
shepp Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 6 hours ago, ARTrooper said: I just got to remember that safe word Hasenpfeffer?
beantown Posted October 16, 2016 Report Posted October 16, 2016 8 hours ago, MikedaddyH said: LMAO !!!! Leather and Whips ! Madame Frau Schultz. "We have ways off making you talk" . Dangit Mike! "Nein, nein, nein!" LMAO
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