imschur Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 My debit card has been violated once again. Match.com was the receiver of my funds. <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 :ove3: :cookoo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 My debit card has been violated once again. Match.com was the receiver of my funds. <laughs>Hiya Drew ! I met Char on Match. I was a member off and on since 98 <laughs> I worked out the numbers ,and asked Char for the over four thousand bucks she cost me searching for her <lmao>dont give up... someone will flip your trigger! I bet you and me could share some stories from that deal <laughs> The weird one was a gal that showed up at the bar in a steakhouse....she kinda looked like her pic <dontknow> but she was wearing a wig and when she walked up to me and shook my hand.. her grip was firm like a guys <lmao>she then said .." look at my little beauty" opened her purse and there was a 6" 38 revolver just laying in there...Whoa! you cant be bringing a weapon into a bar <lmao> ill tell you the rest later <lmao> but I didnt use Match for bout 6 months after that encounter <lmao> Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 What about the adams apple bro? <dontknow> <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 What about the adams apple bro? <dontknow> <lmao> <laughs> no Adams apple....just a scar.....and a 5 o'clock shadow <lmao> like a gentleman I still bought her dinner <lmao> geeeez what was I thinking? <lmao> nevermind <laughs> Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Wash, I think someone stole his identity and the card for match.com, but I could be wrong.6'3"!? That's a big bitch! Err dude, awe screw that, I would have bought it dinner too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telluwhat Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 That is some crazy stuff. I met my wife via big church.com and while your required to pay to chat somehow that part was broken and we exchanged emails for free. Turned out she lived only 10 miles away. The rest is history. Got married on Feb 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 congrads. <thumbsup> met my fiancee' on match.com, can't believe how well things turned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telluwhat Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 It's cool how one can go online and find a wife. Never would have guessed the internet would be any good for that when I first got it back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted May 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Wash, I think someone stole his identity and the card for match.com, but I could be wrong.6'3"!? That's a big bitch! Err dude, awe screw that, I would have bought it dinner too!Exactly!!!!First the old lady finds a thong in my laundry and now this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telluwhat Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Exactly!!!!First the old lady finds a thong in my laundry and now this.Which was easier to explain? Better yet, which excuse worked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Before the dot coms,I used the personals in the news paper for the price of a stamp [was a quarter then] I met some hot babes.It was just sex,thank god I never got sick.Then about a dozen of us were hangin around on our bikes when this girl walks by and being the smooth operator I said "hey you ,hey you with the white gym shoes wanna go for a ride" almost 30 years later the rest is history. :ove3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Exactly!!!!First the old lady finds a thong in my laundry and now this.Oh hell!!!!!!! Bout a year ago my gf found a condom wrapper under the bed not from us. Today I still have no clue how it got there. Shitty bout your credit card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Drew, your sweetheart should be the one person in this world you can trust to tell that you wear a thong. Geez! <laughs> <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted May 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 No way!!! I go commando and only wear spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Thanks bro thats a picture I didn't need in my head :o.Just about got over your cooler incident :cookoo:. <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 No way!!! I go commando and only wear spandexDrew likes riding the public transit, playing "guess my religion" with the other passengers... disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Brother Robo,you forgot to mention the pull my finger <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 No way!!! I go commando and only wear spandexI threw up a little bit on that one... :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffreyC Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 ackk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w_r_ranch Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Bout a year ago my gf found a condom wrapper under the bed not from us. Today I still have no clue how it got there. That's your story & I'd stick to it too, till the day I die... <laughs> <laughs> <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Got my cc last month, bastards, purchased $400 worth of shit from some sporting goods store in Oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMAN Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I had my cc stolen awhile back. Found out when I got a letter from Continintal air lines thanking me for flying from Atlanta to Las Vegas to Oregon and back to Atlanta! I hate thiefs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Went to buy a new T.V. they declined the card till they spoke to me on the phone to verify I was the card holder. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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