Rsquared Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago So I went stumbling through the door of my local....................... STOP.........BELAY THAT! Wrong intro. That's for other stories. So it's back to being hot as balls here in the DC region. Since many of you know just how much of an abrasive a$$hole that I am (don't everybody jump in and argue that point at once now), I'll explain how even I, really, can actually be a nice guy sometimes. So I have a neighbor to one side of me, she's an elderly widow (probably early 80's) that I've been mowing her lawn for her since her husband passed a couple years ago. I have another neighbor across the street. He's a 95 year old Korean War Vet. I've been mowing his lawn also for the past couple years ever since he asked me to help once. They've both offered to pay me at times, which I've declined every time. The elderly lady is on a fixed income probably, and the guy across the street.......well I'd feel like a dick if I took money from a Korean War Vet. Back on topic. I was out of town last week for a couple days doing some work in Florida, so I didn't get a chance to mow the lawn. So I finished work a little early today and decided to go out and hit all 3 lawns. So I ran the mower around all 3 of them (push mower mind you), then decided to attack them with the weed-whacker. Finishing up with breaking out the blower and taking care of the clean up. Once again, it's HOT AS BALLS again here in the DC area, so I looked like I was hit with a 5 gallon bucket of water. I FUKIN HATE summer time. One of the reasons why I won't move to AZ Tom. Unless we find that elusive Skull Valley property we talked about once. 3 hours after starting, I'm wore the fuk out at this point. So I get back inside and peel the sweat soaked clothes off of me and head for the shower. That's when I veer off course ever so slightly and hit the beer fridge before resuming course back towards the shower. Fire up the shower and hop in with beer in hand. It's a rare thing to pull out the elusive shower beer. After all, that's what the extra high shelf on the shower caddy's must have been designed for right? SO, my question to the jury is: Shower Beer! Anybody else ever do that? Yes? No? Is it a bad thing? Do I have a problem? Asking for a friend. I'll hang up and listen. Carry on...........as you were ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim3326 Posted 11 hours ago Report Share Posted 11 hours ago I've done that a few times. Coozie got too wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted 9 hours ago Report Share Posted 9 hours ago I can't remember having a shower beer. In your situation, I would have finished one and had another waiting for me when I was clean. Mind you, I'm not dismissing your shower beer idea. I've just never thought of it. 🍺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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