Armed Eye Doc

How big were your rolling papers? <laughs>

Welcome from Texas.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Washington DC . Nothing is moving! Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on"? ''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped all the members of our Congress, they're asking for $10 million in ransom". "Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire"! "We're going from car to car taking up a collection". The driver asks "How much is everyone giving, on average"? ''Most people are giving about two gallons"!

Welcome from Texas and thank you for your service.

Welcome from Texas.

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First - whatever happened in Benghazi? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different boy, little Johnny--puts his hand up; Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny." "And what is your question, Johnny?" "I have five questions: First - whatever happened in Benghazi? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?" Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth - where's Kenneth?"

I'm guessing way high with 72. No Facebook for me though.

Nice rifle.

Nice car. <thumbsup> If I only had a million to spare, it would complement my current car very nicely.

Welcome from Texas. And I assume, thank you for your service.

Here is a walk-through of the ZQI manufacturing plant in Turkey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7IvH_5bZYc

Welcome from Texas. This is a great site if you need someone with experience, or if you have experience to share. You sound like you are the latter.

Welcome from Texas, up I-45 a ways.

Welcome from Texas

IT looks like it was a fun time for all, but the video says "please sign in to view this video." I can't live vicariously through y'all without video. <laughs>

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for your service and congratulations on the retirement. After 23 years, it is well earned.

Sign honoring Navy SEAL who lost battle with ALS stolen from family’s Virginia Beach farm http://wtkr.com/2015/04/06/sign-honoring-navy-seal-who-lost-battle-with-als-stolen-from-familys-virginia-beach-farm/

Welcome from Texas. There will likely be someone on the board who has already done or tried what you are looking to do.

Congratulations!!

Another Texas welcome.

Welcome from Texas

Parents who aren't trying to be their kids friends at the expense of parenting.

I need some spotted owl. <laughs>