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Sisco

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  1. Sisco

    Grilling

    Beef tri tip for dinner and leftovers!
  2. Sisco

    Kiwi

    It is so damn easy to-write a date mining program which we all already know are used on us on the Internet every day. Why is it if I look at something on Amazon, on CDNN or just about any other site, I get advertisements on Facebook about it for eight days after? They can be written by any software company, or government for that matter, and are. Clapper jivin us like everybody else does. Nothing new here. But the elected officials like in New Zealand would be the ones to set the data mining and action based on it in motion.
  3. Sisco

    Kiwi

    Clapper the ex national security? Never been an elected official. He wouldn’t know.
  4. Sisco

    Kiwi

    Doc, we may be looking at the same situation a few years down the line.
  5. Sisco

    Kiwi

    Guessing that is in case the powers that be decide to peruse forums and internet sites looking for information.
  6. They already picked 6.5 CR over it for a special purpose round. A lot of controversy on that one.
  7. https://twistedsifter.com/videos/canadian-army-unit-takes-apart-jeep-in-under-90-seconds/
  8. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  9. Welcome from Wisconsin. Great country out there.
  10. I guessed 1948 NAA because it looks a lot like my Dad’s tractor which was a 48, minus the earth bucket he had. That thing pulled my International Scout out of a couple of stuck places. That is an awesome story about his great uncle. Wife’s great uncle was on the New Mexico in WW2, survived a Kamikaze attack off Okinawa. An amazing generation of men and women.
  11. Let me guess, a 1948 Ford NAA?
  12. Peachy and westgadad, glad you got the land you wanted. It sucks about the accident, but your still here for your daughter and that is what is important in the long run. Glad you are back on the forum.
  13. I tried the link that you posted and it got rejected. I googled Turners Outdoor Store and it gave me link that connected right away. Is that link a bookmarked shortcut on your systems? You might need to reenter your link in the bookmark.
  14. Welcome from Northeast of you.
  15. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart: Dear Mrs. ________ Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
  16. And side boobs
  17. Gotta watch them, they are dangerous outside their normal habitat!
  18. I replace them once a year
  19. Thinking spring tension of the magazine might have something to do with it. Maybe combine that with the pistol length gas system and it causes a malfunction in a very narrow range of tension, that only shows up in the magazine loaded with two rounds. Try loading 3 rounds and see if it happens on the second when you do that. Like 98 said. Weird schit.
  20. I mount them on my cordless drill. Can do 200 at a time easily that way.
  21. My 44 Mags do enough damage to my wrists. Nice to have when your walking through stream side alder thickets looking for a good spot to catch some salmon, though.
  22. So, like, how many grizzlies are there in the Sonoran desert? Or, what are you going to use it for?
  23. +1 If mrraley says that, then that is what it is. He is the final answer on all things Armalite.
  24. Sisco

    Grilling

    Sausage dressing stuffed pork chops with apple mustard glaze and topped with fresh picked apples from our tree going in the oven.
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