In a series of tall tales and strange stories, what you've stated is right up there with the champions. Seems far-fetched, at very best. Might be true - who knows? Not "judging you rashley," just calling it as bull$hit - nothing more.
The real head-shaking, though, is coming from your own lyrics to a song, of shooting a cop. "Disturbing" isn't even a word I'd use for that. Something just ain't right...
How's that for an honest observation, from a peer?