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Sick on the rezz


Magwa

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I had my 1st gall bladder attack two nights before my wedding. I thought it was a heart attack too. I had it cut out about 6 months later... I want to the ER about 6 more times in the meantime. That surgery was the best thing that ever happened to me. That was 5 years ago. I feel like a million bucks now.

 

That was the same time you had the doc throw that "penis extension option" onto the contract right?  cause you started spittin' out kids not long after that.  I'm glad that worked out...  <lmao>

 

Sisco, good to hear that you're getting better and being better, brother.  <thumbsup>

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That was the same time you had the doc throw that "penis extension option" onto the contract right?  cause you started spittin' out kids not long after that.  I'm glad that worked out...  <lmao>

 

Sisco, good to hear that you're getting better and being better, brother.  <thumbsup>

 

Ouch!  You make it sound like prior to that he was Birdman, getting his cloacal action on.

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That was the same time you had the doc throw that "penis extension option" onto the contract right? cause you started spittin' out kids not long after that. I'm glad that worked out... <lmao>

I swear, getting a penile extension was like buying a new car. While the doc was discussing the options available my wife blurted out, "do you have anything in black?"

Wtf woman!

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Rob's married to Rhonda Rousey? :ugone2far:

 

Her and Mrs. Edge...both rotundly preggers...shot up a couple of ammo cans of 12ga buckshot AND slugs, both 2 3/4" and 3" shells, at the first big get together up in Sierra Vista.  Many hundreds of rounds.

 

I don't doubt either one could or would do an armbar on a truly deserving soul.

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LMAO this thread went to hell in a hand basket but it is ok I am back almost 100% starting to feel as pert as a rutting buck!

 

We HAD to distract you.  You might not have realized it, but you healed faster because of it.  <thumbsup> <laughs>

 

Those two women ROCKED that shotgun, too...  :eek:

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OK OK OK I got it!!!!! what was I thinking?

 

That you need...NEED...some Mossberg 930 SPS shottys with a few cases of combat ammo, operated by some young women to protect the homestead while you recover.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scantilly clad women.

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