Sick on the rezz

sketch · May 21, 2015

Rest up Magwa no need to push it! The fish will be there.

washguy · May 21, 2015

I'm his backup. Level 1 and 2 Combat Tracker, here. >:D :hethan:

So if you're his backup...shouldnt you kiss his boo boo where it hurts? <laughs> Wash

Matt.Cross · May 21, 2015

Nothing like a sore pecker, you can't beat it!

Armed Eye Doc · May 21, 2015

lol

98Z5V · May 21, 2015

So if you're his backup...shouldnt you kiss his boo boo where it hurts? <laughs> Wash

I might rub lotion on his leathery skin, to loosen him up, but I'm not touching his sore pecker... I don't care HOW leathery it is... :fawkdance:

I'll work with a brother, to a certain extent, but... :banana:

slugger43 · May 21, 2015

Damn. I had the same experience with that surgery. Stuffed the little bastard right back up in the kidney. Good news was the stent actually caused enough swelling in the old pee tube so the stone worked it' way out. Have had several stones. Not any damn fun. Hang in there my friend.

Pecker hurts just remembering.........the word "shrivel" comes to mind.

planeflyer21 · May 21, 2015

You guys are killing me my pecker here! Went the Chrome Plated Arrow-shaft Camera once for an exam...never again. Never. Ever. "Well...looks like nothing is wrong in there. Must have been a fluke in your blood test," says the insurance-scamming doctor.

Prevention is worth never having a 22" polished stainless steel camera attachment rammed up your winky.

http://www.natural-homeremedies.com/remedy/kidney-stones.html

washguy · May 21, 2015

Ill never forget my visit to the urologist ....and guess what his name was? Why his name is Dr. Hurt....no crap :) Wash

Dr. Hurt didnt use polished stainless on me...well it was stainless,but is was #4 braided stainless aircraft hose ouch!

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shepp · May 21, 2015

You guys are scaring me, idk if I wanna get old?!?!

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planeflyer21 · May 21, 2015

Ill never forget my visit to the urologist ....and guess what his name was? Why his name is Dr. Hurt....no crap :) Wash

Dr. Hurt didnt use polished stainless on me...well it was stainless,but is was #4 braided stainless aircraft hose ouch!

Mine was Dr. Grab. Sick ass sense of humor.

Microgunner · May 21, 2015

There's a Urologist here in town named Dr.Cockburn, no schit. I asked if he went into Urology just because of his name? He said "absolutely".

98Z5V · May 22, 2015

"Welcome to Grab, Cockburn and Hurt! If WE can't fix YOUR PECKER, then NOBODY can!!!..." <lmao>

They all need to seriously get in business with each other... It's DEFINITELY worth relocating to make that happen... <laughs>

mrmackc · May 22, 2015

Mine was Dr. Grab. Sick ass sense of humor.

You are lucky it isn't a mesquite limb. I get a kick out of seeing the young bucks (40-60) walking thru the waiting room,after the"exam" walking kind of sideways with tears in their eyes. Heck it is about the only stimulation us old codgers ever feel now a days....Cheer up Bros your time is a coming!

BLKSHEEP · May 22, 2015

You guys are killing me my pecker here! Went the Chrome Plated Arrow-shaft Camera once for an exam...never again. Never. Ever. "Well...looks like nothing is wrong in there. Must have been a fluke in your blood test," says the insurance-scamming doctor.

Prevention is worth never having a 22" polished stainless steel camera attachment rammed up your winky.

http://www.natural-homeremedies.com/remedy/kidney-stones.html

Ditto! Had the same damn thing happen to me after a bladder infection. Fuk that schit! Never again!

Rsquared · May 22, 2015

Once again. Stay tough Magwa (Mike). We need you.

392heminut · May 22, 2015

"Welcome to Grab, Cockburn and Hurt! If WE can't fix YOUR PECKER, then NOBODY can!!!..." <lmao>

That sounds more like a law firm! <laughs>

washguy · May 22, 2015

"Welcome to Grab, Cockburn and Hurt! If WE can't fix YOUR PECKER, then NOBODY can!!!..." <lmao>

They all need to seriously get in business with each other... It's DEFINITELY worth relocating to make that happen... <laughs>

<lmao> Wash

Magwa · May 22, 2015

you guys are funny aas Chit! and NO! 98 is not going to rub the old leathery tool... I have a nurse in mind for that ...... been feeling much better and look forward to them blowing this thing up and me healing and yep got one this morning..... freezer is filling up..... thanks for the backup Gentlemen.....

shepp · May 23, 2015

Good to hear!!! Hopefully landing some walleye myself tomorrow

Sisco · May 23, 2015

Holy crap Mag! Gone for a week and come back and read this. Good about the Chinooks, sorry to hear about the kidney stone stuff. Hang in there.

unforgiven · May 24, 2015

Just caught this thread,get well soon brother Mike. :hethan:

Magwa · June 9, 2015

OK made it back from second surgery and they finnally got the SOB my kidney feels like I went 10 rounds with a heavy weight but that will heal and my poor, poor, private part feels like it was squashed in a vice... guys as you get older drink more water you never want a kidney stone never....