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[dpete]

9 hours ago, sketch said:

when you mix good beer with bad apples it creates many pages of two ply and alot of ranting out side the shitter door!

working for number 2.

 

If you got the beer, I've got the apples.   I'll even donate them to a good cause.

Edited March 19, 2018 by dpete

[Sisco]

18 hours ago, unforgiven said:

When you say it it's like poetry brother....

[392heminut]

On 3/15/2018 at 7:44 PM, unforgiven said:

What did you do now brother......so glad to get off those norco's took about 5mos. for my bowels to work right.

That happened back in late '06 when I highsided my Harley Ultra Classic. I'm a fukkin legend you know, not just anyone can highside an 830 lb. full dress Harley!

[Robocop1051]

14 minutes ago, 392heminut said:

That happened back in late '06 when I highsided my Harley Ultra Classic. I'm a fukkin legend you know, not just anyone can highside an 830 lb. full dress Harley!

My motor partner came back from school and his duty bike was still all fubar from the class. I actually had to ask him, “how did you scratch the top of your windshield?” 

These bikes are all kinds of screwed up

[shepp]

14 hours ago, Robocop1051 said:

My motor partner came back from school and his duty bike was still all fubar from the class. I actually had to ask him, “how did you scratch the top of your windshield?” 

These bikes are all kinds of screwed up

Accidentally hit the ejection button bro!!

[Robocop1051]

25 minutes ago, shepp said:

Accidentally hit the ejection button bro!!

I rode that ride.  Never told anybody that I did  it, and made the witnesses swear their silence. I don’t have the heart to tell my mechanic. He’s been trying to get my front-wheel-wobble fixed for years. He thinks the forks were installed wrong on assembly… But there may be another story… One that involves me defying gravity. 

[98Z5V]

1 hour ago, Robocop1051 said:

I rode that ride.  Never told anybody that I did  it, and made the witnesses swear their silence. I don’t have the heart to tell my mechanic. He’s been trying to get my front-wheel-wobble fixed for years. He thinks the forks were installed wrong on assembly… But there may be another story… One that involves me defying gravity. 

Was this the 3rd gear wheelie through the intersection?...

[Robocop1051]

1 hour ago, 98Z5V said:

Was this the 3rd gear wheelie through the intersection?...

Something similar. Front wheel went in a ditch that was too deep to roll out of. I did a phenomenal Superman through that breakaway windshield. 

[shepp]

7 minutes ago, Robocop1051 said:

Something similar. Front wheel went in a ditch that was too deep to roll out of. I did a phenomenal Superman through that breakaway windshield. 

I did that on my ex500 first month I had it fixated on a mail box down thru the ditch towards the telephone pole grabbed the front break flew off the front landed on my head and fist, boxer fracture on my right hand 

[unforgiven]

Coming off the high side killed one of my bros'. I came off the high side hot roddin into the park and pinning the curb, cause it always sounded better after I had been partying. I come of do the superman arms extended and get a cracked skull and dislocated shoulder. Good times...

[shepp]

38 minutes ago, unforgiven said:

Coming off the high side killed one of my bros'. I came off the high side hot roddin into the park and pinning the curb, cause it always sounded better after I had been partying. I come of do the superman arms extended and get a cracked skull and dislocated shoulder. Good times...

Both my accidents I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be here or be the same person I am with out my lid

[unforgiven]

It just wasn't my time.

[sketch]

i tboned a dog in the dark on my mtn. bike as a kid i did a full flip over the bars and landed face first no helmet. couldnt ride my bike or barley walk home. all the areas that hit the ground were to the bone. my bro that stayed at my house asked if i got hit by a car.. i was bleeding from every knuckle right arm and right eyebrow. .two weeks later i ran into the same guy with the dog and he yelled at me for not having a light.. i flipped out at him for not having his dog on a leash and not calling 911 or helping me at all. i had to be doing 25mph down hill.. fornicate your old ass dog you mfer. dont know what came over me.? we agreed to leave it at that with his vet bills and my non ridable bike! had a hard time expaining that night to the parents what happend.. i was off to meet a girl?

[98Z5V]

55 minutes ago, sketch said:

. i was off to meet a girl?

Just a question...  did she like the blood?  You know, showing up looking like a caveman?...  

[sketch]

i never made it.. she had big ol yaknow and it never worked out..  damn i cant even go back after what she did to me later.. god damn if i took notes id be better off now! .. ... .. ...