392heminut Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) Never mind Edited March 15, 2018 by 392heminut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Keep your head on a swivel fellas, Larry has gone off his meds and started wandering the halls again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Yuuup, just got me a plane ticket to North Carolina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just don’t mix up your pecker pills with your poopin pills. The Mrs may not appreciate your performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 46 minutes ago, 392heminut said: Yuuup, just got me a plane ticket to North Carolina! Uh oh! Tom, change of plans buddy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Robocop1051 said: Just don’t mix up your pecker pills with your poopin pills. The Mrs may not appreciate your performance. burnin a mule can be as rewarding as sex...just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 hours ago, unforgiven said: burnin a mule can be as rewarding as sex...just sayin. And sometimes take more effort if you don't eat right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Armed Eye Doc said: And sometimes take more effort if you don't eat right. Or if you've been on a morphine drip for a few days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 You guys kill me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Compound the morphine drip with a bunch of broken ribs and you've got one really fukked up BM! REALLY fukked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 What did you do now brother......so glad to get off those norco's took about 5mos. for my bowels to work right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Ever heard of a barium enema? You are litterally crappin rocks for three days! And never mix up your pecker pills with the dogs thyroid medication. All you want to do is lick your privates and you can’t walk past a fire hydrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sisco said: Ever heard of a barium enema? Right up there with a colonoscopy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Sisco said: Ever heard of a barium enema? You are litterally crappin rocks for three days! And never mix up your pecker pills with the dogs thyroid medication. All you want to do is lick your privates and you can’t walk past a fire hydrant. Yeah ive had that.......tastes like $hit too Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXshooter Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Sisco said: Ever heard of a barium enema? You are litterally crappin rocks for three days! And never mix up your pecker pills with the dogs thyroid medication. All you want to do is lick your privates and you can’t walk past a fire hydrant. I had to drink barium several years ago to scope out the intestines. They neglected to tell me it would run through me like a flash flood. Left the doctor's office and had to quickly find a gas station before I made a mess in my truck. Got a colonoscopy coming up in a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, NTXshooter said: I had to drink barium I'll take the drinking part any day over the enema, shoved so much barium in me I thought it would start coming out my ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, NTXshooter said: I had to drink barium several years ago to scope out the intestines. They neglected to tell me it would run through me like a flash flood. Left the doctor's office and had to quickly find a gas station before I made a mess in my truck. Got a colonoscopy coming up in a few weeks. Do not do what my stoopid azz did.....meds say you can eat lite the morning before you start your all day long meds...so for me eating lite was a cheeseburger and fries at 1030 am...why not? last meal..WTF? right? wrong....so by that night and early morning everything is gone and I mean gone. clean as a whistle whatever that means?...wrong....go to the hospital get there early thirty....hooked up to IV and the fukker doesnt get to me till 11 or so....and guess what after getting put out and the test done...he comes to me in recovery saying why did I eat all that stuff?....I gotta do it all over again....ive got the pics of what fries look like laying in a pile outside my rectum... that will teach him for being late! Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpete Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Never have I seen a group of people take a two word opening post and derail a thread so fast! It wasn't even hijacked! It was completely derailed down into the ditch and off into the bushes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 The guys on this forum see an open thread like fat chicks look at a dance floor. If music is playing we’re taking that shit over!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 When you say it it's like poetry brother.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 48 minutes ago, dpete said: Never have I seen a group of people take a two word opening post and derail a thread so fast! It wasn't even hijacked! It was completely derailed down into the ditch and off into the bushes! How do you derail a post about nothing? We’re just taking you on a tour of the country side so hold on to your ass here we go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 short bus has a shitter in tow, i hope or you basterds are gonna need a clean up crew. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 I’m upset that we only have one page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 when you mix good beer with bad apples it creates many pages of two ply and alot of ranting out side the shitter door! working for number 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 What .....I bro I can't understand you when I'm not drinking I'm going to correct that right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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