Robocop1051 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Posted December 24, 2011 Kangaroo-Court is in session!You have owned the Young Mfg .308 carrier for four months now, and the SI-Defense .308 carrier for over a month. Yet you still have not posted pictures. I looked high. I looked low. I went page, by page, by page, by page, yet only found empty promises for future pictures. This is a gross and malicious violation of one of our most sacred rules!The withholding of gun-porn from those of us waiting in the folds is an indecent act of cruelty at maybe it's worst level.For these offenses, I am calling you out on this Christmas Eve 2011. You must pay reparations for your transgressions against the waiting members of the forum. You are hearby notified that until those penalties are amended and paid for in full...
unforgiven Posted December 24, 2011 Report Posted December 24, 2011 Another fine example of TOUGH LOVE ...tase him brother Robo heard he likes it <laughs>
planeflyer21 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Posted December 25, 2011 Tased? By the look of that card he's gonna be caned! <laughs>Jon
edgecrusher Posted December 25, 2011 Report Posted December 25, 2011 robo, call out ed209 to deal out the business end of this punishment. <nutkick>
Matt.Cross Posted December 25, 2011 Report Posted December 25, 2011 Your Honor, I respectfully request that the Court allow me a Stay of Judgement until I can prepare exhibits A and B for the jury's examination!
Robocop1051 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Posted December 25, 2011 Don't forget the manicure. 98Z5V will be part of your review board.
98Z5V Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Your Honor, I respectfully request that the Court allow me a Stay of Judgement until I can prepare exhibits A and B for the jury's examination!Man, how long does he really need to snap a few pics, then attach 'em?! <dontknow> It's been hours now...I guess "hours" is a small drop in the bucket, since we've been waiting MONTHS now... :o <lmao> I knew I should have gotten him a watch for Christmas. Maybe a calendar would have been more appropriate... <laughs>
survivalshop Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Matt , I think some are jealous of the fact that you have yours & some don't ;) ,But all know, if we don't have pic's here , you don't own it . <laughs>
Robocop1051 Posted December 26, 2011 Author Report Posted December 26, 2011 Matt is the only person I can find that owns either of those carriers. It's his sworn duty as a man to share with the rest of us. When man laws are broken, John Wayne's angel makes other angels cry (because John Wayne can't cry)
Matt.Cross Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Matt , I think some are jealous of the fact that you have yours & some don't ;) The Defense approves you for the jury!Matt is the only person I can find that owns either of those carriers. It's his sworn duty as a man to share with the rest of us. When man laws are broken, John Wayne's angel makes other angels cry (because John Wayne can't cry)Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a Rickie Bobby School of Law Alumni.
edgecrusher Posted December 30, 2011 Report Posted December 30, 2011 guilty >:( ,pics are required to be given probation
Robocop1051 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Report Posted December 30, 2011 Foreign war criminals are executed for lesser acts of cruelty!
imschur Posted December 30, 2011 Report Posted December 30, 2011 I believe I am in posssession of images of Matts Young MFG carrier. <munch>
98Z5V Posted December 30, 2011 Report Posted December 30, 2011 That would be fully 1/2 the bounty... ;D
unforgiven Posted December 30, 2011 Report Posted December 30, 2011 Wow glad I caught up on my pic least the batteringram/door knocker be employed :o
imschur Posted December 30, 2011 Report Posted December 30, 2011 That would be fully 1/2 the bounty... ;D Of course Im not sharing...just cuz <laughs>
Matt.Cross Posted December 31, 2011 Report Posted December 31, 2011 I fully and sincerely apologize, but my appearances in the forums have been brief. I will have to disassemble rifles to take pictures and have just been generally preoccupied. I hope to have some pictures for you guys featuring CLEAN bolt carriers first thing in the new year. Those of you who have been secretly hoping for a glimpse of a thumb or some such will be treated to one high-res centerfold quality of not just one, but two of my hands featured all by themselves for your viewing pleasure. I know what you're thinking, "Matt, that's extraordinarily kind of you, you don't have to do that!", but it's OK. It's my labor of love.
edgecrusher Posted December 31, 2011 Report Posted December 31, 2011 <laughs> <lmao> i'm dying over here <munch> <lmao> <lmao>
imschur Posted December 31, 2011 Report Posted December 31, 2011 I fully and sincerely apologize, but my appearances in the forums have been brief. I will have to disassemble rifles to take pictures and have just been generally preoccupied. I hope to have some pictures for you guys featuring CLEAN bolt carriers first thing in the new year. Those of you who have been secretly hoping for a glimpse of a thumb or some such will be treated to one high-res centerfold quality of not just one, but two of my hands featured all by themselves for your viewing pleasure. I know what you're thinking, "Matt, that's extraordinarily kind of you, you don't have to do that!", but it's OK. It's my labor of love.Im going to hang the pictures on the ceiling over my bed.
Matt.Cross Posted January 2, 2012 Report Posted January 2, 2012 SI Defense Bolt Carrier...and as promised, gratuitous hand porn. Please be sure to stop BEFORE you get raw.
98Z5V Posted January 2, 2012 Report Posted January 2, 2012 YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ;DYou rock, Matt!!! <thumbsup> <laughs>
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