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Matt.Cross, I'm calling you out!


Robocop1051

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Kangaroo-Court is in session!

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You have owned the Young Mfg .308 carrier for four months now, and the SI-Defense .308 carrier for over a month. Yet you still have not posted pictures. I looked high. I looked low. I went page, by page, by page, by page, yet only found empty promises for future pictures.

This is a gross and malicious violation of one of our most sacred rules!

The withholding of gun-porn from those of us waiting in the folds is an indecent act of cruelty at maybe it's worst level.

For these offenses, I am calling you out on this Christmas Eve 2011. You must pay reparations for your transgressions against the waiting members of the forum.

You are hearby notified that until those penalties are amended and paid for in full...

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Your Honor, I respectfully request that the Court allow me a Stay of Judgement until I can prepare exhibits A and B for the jury's examination!

Man, how long does he really need to snap a few pics, then attach 'em?!  <dontknow>  It's been hours now...

I guess "hours" is a small drop in the bucket, since we've been waiting MONTHS now...  :o <lmao>  I knew I should have gotten him a watch for Christmas.  Maybe a calendar would have been more appropriate...  <laughs>

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Matt , I think some are jealous of the fact that you have yours & some don't  ;)

The Defense approves you for the jury!

Matt is the only person I can find that owns either of those carriers. It's his sworn duty as a man to share with the rest of us.

When man laws are broken, John Wayne's angel makes other angels cry (because John Wayne can't cry)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a Rickie Bobby School of Law Alumni.

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I fully and sincerely apologize, but my appearances in the forums have been brief. I will have to disassemble rifles to take pictures and have just been generally preoccupied. I hope to have some pictures for you guys featuring CLEAN bolt carriers first thing in the new year. Those of you who have been secretly hoping for a glimpse of a thumb or some such will be treated to one high-res centerfold quality of not just one, but two of my hands featured all by themselves for your viewing pleasure. I know what you're thinking, "Matt, that's extraordinarily kind of you, you don't have to do that!", but it's OK. It's my labor of love.

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I fully and sincerely apologize, but my appearances in the forums have been brief. I will have to disassemble rifles to take pictures and have just been generally preoccupied. I hope to have some pictures for you guys featuring CLEAN bolt carriers first thing in the new year. Those of you who have been secretly hoping for a glimpse of a thumb or some such will be treated to one high-res centerfold quality of not just one, but two of my hands featured all by themselves for your viewing pleasure. I know what you're thinking, "Matt, that's extraordinarily kind of you, you don't have to do that!", but it's OK. It's my labor of love.

Im going to hang the pictures on the ceiling over my bed.

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