imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 I get to go to a flower show with the little woman and the inlaws....
seasprite Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Redeem yourself tell them the Daytona 500 on tomorrow and its a must <thumbsup>
BLKSHEEP Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Just don't hold her purse and we'll let you slide this time. :limp-wrist: <lmao>
imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Posted February 24, 2013 Maybe bring the Nikon, a big zoom and snipe some cleavage
BLKSHEEP Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 You get bonus points if you post um up <thumbsup>
98Z5V Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Maybe bring the Nikon, a big zoom and snipe some cleavageThis is truly the only way to redeem yourself, my brother. <thumbsup>
Microgunner Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Will you have to carry her purse too?
imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Posted February 24, 2013 Im home. It was a frigging fag fest...Very funny story.Im in the mens room at a urinal. There is a guy two urinals away with two kids..a boy around 5 and a girl 8 or 9.The girl watching dad pee says "Is that really the best you can do"
imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Posted February 24, 2013 oh and the father responded with "I dont need you bringing me down too" <laughs>
98Z5V Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Looks like he wanted to be there as badly as you did... <lmao>
BLKSHEEP Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 Bringing your 9 yr. old daughter in the bathroom to watch you piss is kinda disturbing :cookoo:
imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Posted February 24, 2013 I had a great moment. Since all this Sandy Hook crap went down the guy who introduced me to my old lady has been on FB spouting antigun myths and BS from his soapbox. My old lady begged me to leave him alone because he's a Veteranarian and has helped us a few times.Anyhow we are walking up an isle he is coming the other way not looking at me. I sent him flying with a healthy shove. It was a thing of beauty.He's sorta scared of me anyhow. He thoroughly pissed me off twice and dealt with my wrath. Plus I nailed his 27 year old sister when I was 17 <lmao>
imschur Posted February 24, 2013 Author Report Posted February 24, 2013 Bringing your 9 yr. old daughter in the bathroom to watch you piss is kinda disturbing :cookoo: yeah way too old I was pretty uncomfortable. My old lady and mother in law were horrified when I pointed them out exiting the mens room.
MaDuce Posted February 24, 2013 Report Posted February 24, 2013 That man card stuff is really getting on my nerves. I've never known a single man who is courageous, smart and pays any attention to the "man card" macho nonsense. The things that make a man tough, smart and courageous also make him humble.
shepp Posted February 25, 2013 Report Posted February 25, 2013 Agreed that's creepy, I'd feel creepy being in that men's room.
DNP Posted February 25, 2013 Report Posted February 25, 2013 That man card stuff is really getting on my nerves. It's all in good fun.
98Z5V Posted February 25, 2013 Report Posted February 25, 2013 ^^^ I almost posted that... <laughs> <lmao>
392heminut Posted March 1, 2013 Report Posted March 1, 2013 Plus I nailed his 27 year old sister when I was 17 <lmao>Now THAT is epic!!!!!!!!!!! <thumbsup> :hail:
imschur Posted March 1, 2013 Author Report Posted March 1, 2013 a week after I did his sister I did his 2nd best female friend...A few years later I did his best female friend...Im still with that one twenty something years later. Oh and his sister had a broken leg... <lmao> looking back that dude helped me get a lot of pussy <laughs>
unforgiven Posted March 1, 2013 Report Posted March 1, 2013 Oh and his sister had a broken leg... <lmao> That one couldn't get away ;) <lmao>
98Z5V Posted March 1, 2013 Report Posted March 1, 2013 When they've got an injured get-away stick, it's a sure thing... <lmao>
Microgunner Posted March 1, 2013 Report Posted March 1, 2013 Oh and his sister had a broken leg... You broke her leg? Damn!
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