suzukiray Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 17 hours ago, Belt Fed said: What the hell is this crap? A Philipino delicacy called baloot, I think the spelling is right. Eggs are almost ready to hatch and then buried in the ground for a period of time before being eaten. Seen them, seen people try them, seen same people puke! NASTY smelling, I don't get why someone would want to eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belt Fed Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 That's just nasty, some people will do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unforgiven Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 No worky brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 hours ago, unforgiven said: No worky brother Strange in that it shows up on my screen still. I'll try this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Mini AOC rocks!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 29 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: Mini AOC rocks!... and way more qualified to be in Congress then Big AOC. Sadly AOC is not an army of one as to the stupidity that politicians are capable of on either side of the 48th parallel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Hahaha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzukiray Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Seriously?? So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. "All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I am going to try it again." (I should add that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me." I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 You say that but a bush pilot up here taught me that dried dog food is the perfect emergency rations( he carried a large bag in his plane) It is high in protein,keeps well in sealed bags and most importantly taste like crap. The taste is the key factor as you'll only eat enough to take the edge off the starvation so a Ziploc back will last a lot longer then equivalent weight MRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Belt Fed Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 hour ago, suzukiray said: Seriously?? So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. "All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I am going to try it again." (I should add that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me." I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. LMAO, reminds me of the joke a guy tells about he's on the side of the road changing a flat tire on his car and a guy pulls up and ask, Hey buddy you got a flat? Guy says nah.. I rotate my tires every 5000 miles no matter where i'm at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Complete And Finished. (Possibly fiction) In a linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Mr. Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Here is his astute answer: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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suzukiray Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper headline read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belt Fed Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him $200. Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.” “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzukiray Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Aaaaahahahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belt Fed Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese! By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught-worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Belt Fed said: A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese! By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught-worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer." Was that rooster a descendant of Claghorn, the leghorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, mrmackc said: Was that rooster a descendant of Claghorn, the leghorn? No. He was a descendant of you, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: No. He was a descendant of you, man. Oh gosh Fearless leader, I wus kinda afraid that somebody might discover something about that possibility, even tho I do try to keep my attention focused on mostly Homo Sapians, however now and then, you get a yearning for something jest a bit strange, don't we? . . . .However I have never cherished a Doubled headed giagantic purple DONG Edited June 4, 2019 by mrmackc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Just now, mrmackc said: Oh gosh Fearless leader, I wus kinda afraid that somebody might discover something about that possibility, even tho I do try to keep my attention focused on mostly Homo Sapians, however now and then, you get a yearning for something jest a bit strange, don't we? I'm the spawn of you - I'm sure there are many more out there like me. I kinda want to meet them - me -but I'm scared?... You know you're that rooster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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