Armed Eye Doc

Merry Christmas to all of you. I hope you all have a great day with you family and friends.

You must have been a good boy this year.

Welcome From Texas

Welcome Handyman, start a thread so everyone can welcome you properly.

No, he already said he didn't get lucky.

Welcome from Texas.

If you haven't found it already, this is the place to start figuring out what you will need to ask. https://forum.308ar.com/forum/65-308-ar-what-you-need-to-know/

Welcome from Texas.

This is the guy they are looking for now. It is so bad in Germany that they can't even show a full picture of him. They block out his eyes "to protect his privacy." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4054140/How-German-police-bungled-hunt-Europe-s-wanted-man-Asylum-seeker-23-wrongly-blamed-Christmas-market-massacre-jumping-red-light.html

A man went to the dentist to get two teeth pulled. He got called into the exam room and took a seat. "Well, are you ready?" Asked the dentist "Yes sir" replied the man "Alright, I'm going to give you a shot in your cheek to numb your mouth" said the dentist. "A shot? Hell no you're not!" The man replied. "Well, I can give you an IV to knock you out if you like." Replied the deist "Nope, that's still involves a needle and I don't do needles! You better figure something else out." The man replied So the dentist sat down for a minute and pondered on what he should do till he finally got an idea. So he went to his locker, opened a pill bottle and put two in his hand. He walked back two the exam room and gave the man the pills and a glass of water. "What is this?" Asked the man. "Viagra." Replied the dentist. "Why the hell do I need these??" He asked The dentist replied "Well, if you won't let me numb you or knock you out, you're going to need something to hold on to ."

As has been posted before:

They are on sale again at Brownells. This time they are $119.99 after using code b5m. Use the link at the top of this page.

I thought I was cold walking my dog this morning. But it was only +18*. Even the wind chill wasn't as cold as your air temp. I hope y'all can stay in and warm.

That's funny right there.

Interesting history of the CondomI've always been a student of history but didn't know this:In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Here is a newer band that I have heard on satellite radio.

I wouldn't accept delivery of that with what he probably charged for the whole job. I would hope that is just bad lighting. I could fool myself into believing that it was at least a dark burgundy leather instead of the bright red that it appears.

I got one of these at a gun show a while back. It's a definite improvement from the stock trigger.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The onlything that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all thecolleges and even the Canadianand European leagues, but hecouldn't find asuper athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl win.Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank .In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with atruly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th storywindow 100 yards away.KABOOM!He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.KA-BLOOEY!Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.BULLS-EYE!"I've got to get this guy!" the coach said to himself. "He has the perfectarm!"So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coachasks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother."Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !""I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says."You are not my son!""I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won thegreatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoringfans.""No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there aregunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your twobrothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have tokeep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old ladypauses, and then tearfully says,.........."I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!"

What's your wife doing at the all nude joints?

Welcome from Texas.

Got the slings in the mail yesterday. Thanks for an awesome product with quick shipping!

Welcome from Texas.

I didn't stop to check the price, but I saw one of these (and other similar bats) for sale at the gun show in Mesquite today.

Another Texas welcome