Red, do you have a Starship graphic in your house? Do you like to drive a long ways with few restroom breaks? Do you like Armalite AR10 B’s? Now we gotta get to the bottom of this. I see it now, a story about two doppelgängers, one in Maryland and one in Florida, who are rescued by a crack 308AR team from a canned chicken torture facility and finally brought face to face to prove they are not one and the same.