Sharpshooter

Welcome from Arkansas. Listen to these people. They know whereof they speak.

Welcome from Arkansas. Nice rifle.

Well, if it's her ass ... maybe!

If that girl can ride that bike I'll kiss her a$$! Come to think of it, ...

I've heard stories (tall tales?) of divers at the bottom of a dam, looking for damage, when all of a sudden the earth moved under their feet and they discovered they were standing on a catfish. Understand, they didn't step on a catfish, they were standing on a fish big enough that both their feet were on the top of the fish. Yeah, I know, another fish story but some of them have a serious basis in truth.

Fukk! 11 feet? What kept him from catching you? Too much time in the same pair of socks? 😁

Have you ever watched the series "Preacher?" There you go!

If ever there's time and opportunity, I'd love to sit down over a brew or twelve and talk about stupidity in uniform. Mine as well as others, that is!

^^^^ That right there!

Umm, dude, unless you've got the tiniest hands ever seen, that ain't anything like a .30-06. Can I see the video of you shooting that beast (from the shoulder, of course)! 😁

Sure you don't need a bayonet? 😁

Welcome from Arkansas. I used to fly right seat in a C-45 so the pilots could get their flight hours in. One flight in particular was memorable. The others, not so much.

Working the line is tough when you're on the ground with the fire. Best wishes and nimble feet.

Welcome from Arkansas

And now you know (and have told all of us) that preflights really do have a reason! 😁

Welcome from Arkansas

Welcome from Arkansas

I used to drive long haul. Pulled into a Union 76 Truck Stop in Montgomery, AL. Parked next to another driver from the same company I drove for. We did the usual wave and "how ya doin'" nonverbal stuff but then I saw this young woman climb into his cab. They talked for a minute or two, then she peeled all her clothes off. Not bad looking, I thought. Then he pulled open the curtain between the driver's area and the sleeper. The naked young woman immediately bailed out of the truck, naked as the day she was born, and ran off. I met up with the driver in the restaurant a little later and asked him about it. He said, "She offered herself for $20.00. I opened up the sleeper curtain and asked my wife, "Honey, do you think she's worth $20.00? And the girl just ran out of my truck!" Sometimes, the weird stuff happens. That's what they call life.

What can I say ...

Nice rifle. Have fun today!

You mean, your wingspan is less than 78"? How do you manage to keep yourself in the air? You must have extraordinary wing muscles! :O)

Yes. Yes! Yes!!

Oh my god! An engineer. regardless of training or certifications! That's the way it's done. Rock on, brother!

Welcome from Arkansas

Oh, no! I want to be in that zoom call! Don't worry, I won't say a thing, I'll just be a silent participator.