Sharpshooter

Welcome from Arkansas by way of Illinois. I'm originally from East St. Louis, but I grew up (10 yrs +) in Carbondale. Glad to be out, and glad to welcome you!

Okay, I get that you're invested and you ain't going to move ... but damn brother, that's too f....ing hot. Stay indoors and shoot through the windows!

Looks like a ball!

@98Z5V, if you rocked that ride like it looks (and I have no reason to doubt you did) then kudos to you! That's some seriously insane riding! Bravo!

Used to know a "biker" back in Illinois. Rode a Harley and was supposed to be a real badass. One night, some people (No, I don't know who!) got onto his porch, where he parked his bike, and put tassels and streamers on his mirrors and handlebars. I hear that old "Anteater" was mad as hell when he came out the next morning. Wouldn't know for sure 'cause I wasn't there.

So much for the refrain "Yeah, but it's a dry heat!" I've driven across the desert (1968, in a 435 cu in. Corvette) which was fukking intolerable. The fact you can do this at all is phenomenal to me. Hats off to you. But I don't want to be there. I'll wait until it drops down into something resembling tolerable.

I didn't know @98Z5V worked for PSA! When did that happen?

Welcome from Arkansas

Welcome from a relocated Illinoisan, living in Arkansas now for the past 35 years.

Welcome from Arkansas. I quit smoking around 25 years ago, but I still remeber that sensation of smoke rolling down my throat. It's weird, because one part of me says "Oh, yuck!" but another part of me says ""Aahhh!" Overall, I'm happier that I don't smoke. Hope it works out that way for you.

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It ain't no fun. Your finger locks up in a bent position (at least, mine does) and you can't straighten it out without a "snap" that frees it up. Sorta like pulling the trigger and watching the hammer fall free.

You're right, you are not right in the head. But that has nothing to do with the fact that the lady is looking GOOD!

Something like Gallagher's Smash-o-matic? Please? Pretty please?

Welcome from Arkansas

Indeed, there are many reasons why chickens attempt road crossings! We can only hope that a representative of all the chickens will appear to help us figure this phenomena out! Foghorn Leghorn? Are you available?

Well done! Happy 4th everyone!

I heard that he spent the night with the chief's daughter. She started yelling "wahoo" as soon as he got amorous. This happened a couple of times during the night. In the morning, she snuggled up to to him and said "wahoo?" He complied, then went out into the world. The chief was there, warming himself by the fire. He went up to the chief and asked, "what does wahoo mean?" The chief looked at him strangely and said, "wahoo mean wrong hole." There may be other "possible parents" out there, Tom!

Well, she looks somewhat athletic. Does that count for anything? Or has ass boogie become just another form of twerking?

Sketch, you're making my mouth water!

Happy birthday, Belt Fed! From one Arkansawyer to another. 🤠

Yeah, but her nipples should have popped up. Or, on the contrary, should have run away. But there should have been something more than that!

Oh, yes! I've had a cat just like that! Loved every human he met and hated every animal that walked, swam, or flew. One badass feline, for sure!

And I didn't thing you had anything to do with planetary physics!

OK, so now you're just an center of uranus. Meaning, why ain't you anywhere near me so I can drool over the food instead of the photo?