Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: The situation went the very best way it could have - when they saw that they just rolled up on us, unwelcomed, and fuckin' spotlighting us, they immediately began the Turn-Around Drill and got the fuk out of there, thus activating their Escape & Evasion Protocol (E&E Plan). That's the best thing that they decided all night. The WORST thing that they could have done, thankfully didn't happen. In my mind, the worst possible rapid-decisions that they could have made were to feel tough, all jacked up on liquid courage, and all get out at the same time, and try to force us "to hang out with them." Right off the bat, that one-eyed Ford truck would have had a BUNCH of leaks. Immediately. That was Step 1. I doubt it would have gone beyond that. I agree. They were quick to realize we didn't fit their demographic, a bunch of straight faced, all-business, assorted armed codgers. I wasn't as worried about what they might do as much as I was curious about what they would do when their bad decisions started falling apart in their laps. I figured there would be some sort of archaic bizarre midnight shooting competition to determine who gets to cavity search the broad....
blue109 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Posted April 12, 2017 "........Please let it be drug mules.....Please let it be drug mules...."
Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 1 minute ago, blue109 said: "........Please let it be drug mules.....Please let it be drug mules...."
blue109 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) What's that old KINGS OF COMEDY Steve Harvey skit? HOPE vs WISH. I sure HOPE these people don't want any trouble vs I WISH a mufukr would roll up in this bch. Edited April 12, 2017 by blue109
98Z5V Posted April 12, 2017 Report Posted April 12, 2017 I WISH... My wit was a little faster, because NOW I know the perfect answer for Alpha-Chick's first quesion when they rolled up... "What y'all crazy fuckers doin' out here partyin' in the Desert?!... " I WISH... my response would have been... "We JUST got done shooting ALL the targets we had out there at 435 yards, just a minute ago. That's a QUARTER OF A FUCKING MILE AWAY! We didn't miss ONE of them, AT NIGHT. How the fuk ARE YOU?..." I need to work on my wit.
Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: I WISH... My wit was a little faster, because NOW I know the perfect answer for Alpha-Chick's first quesion when they rolled up... "What y'all crazy fuckers doin' out here partyin' in the Desert?!... " I WISH... my response would have been... "We JUST got done shooting ALL the targets we had out there at 435 yards, just a minute ago. That's a QUARTER OF A FUCKING MILE AWAY! We didn't miss ONE of them, AT NIGHT. How the fuk ARE YOU?..." I need to work on my wit. Maybe they'll be drunk-cruising the rez when we have the Fall gig. I sure HOPE so. We'll let those drunk bastards remove the chollo from all the presently uninitiated 308 AR Cactus Huggers that are coming to the Fall shoot.
98Z5V Posted April 12, 2017 Report Posted April 12, 2017 You and I will make SURE that someone else gets Chollo'd...
Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: You and I will make SURE that someone else gets Chollo'd... Absolutely! I can just see it now.... "Alright, whoever can punt this fuzzy little softball the farthest gets to shoot first. Go ahead Greg, let's see what you got..."
Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: "Aw, I can kick that a MILE!..." "Really? Even in sandals? HOLD UP, I gotta take video of this..."
Matt.Cross Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Posted April 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: Says Mike... Our faithful por... Uuh, video-grapher.
Magwa Posted April 19, 2017 Report Posted April 19, 2017 you fukers just have to much fun I can see I need to roll into the fall shoot and have some of that fun.....
unforgiven Posted April 23, 2017 Report Posted April 23, 2017 On 4/11/2017 at 11:31 PM, 98Z5V said: You and I will make SURE that someone else gets Chollo'd... Sure the hope fuk it ain't me. although compared to this fukin heel pain it won't be $hit. Damn Mike you Larry and the usual suspects I gotta go even if I have to walk over there.
Rsquared Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 8 hours ago, unforgiven said: Damn Mike you Larry and the usual suspects I gotta go even if I have to walk over there. Are you kiddin? I'm gonna pick you up on the way. The dickhead as the wheelman, and the waterhead riding shotgun again. We'll have a great time my man. We're a hell of a combination brother................or................we'll get arrested on the way out there.
Matt.Cross Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Posted April 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Rsquared said: Are you kiddin? I'm gonna pick you up on the way. The dickhead as the wheelman, and the waterhead riding shotgun again. We'll have a great time my man. We're a hell of a combination brother................or................we'll get arrested on the way out there. Better pack plenty of food, beverages, painkillers, and earplugs, 'cause you're going along on the world's longest elevator ride with R2D2.
Rsquared Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Better pack plenty of food, beverages, painkillers, and earplugs, 'cause you're going along on the world's longest elevator ride with R2D2. Nah. Rene knows ALL about me. After the couple days that we had up at Greg's for his graduation. Hell.....I think that we drank almost all of the beer in the springfield Mass area. FUK! Him and I were even illegally parked DURING Greg's graduation ceremony,
98Z5V Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Rsquared said: We're a hell of a combination brother................or................we'll get arrested on the way out there. DNP was part of this one... Had a couple Midwest Brothers come out to the dunes for T-Day 2006 or 2007. They got addicted. They returned a few years later, like 2009 or something. THAT time, we had "borrowed rides" for them, and they flew out - late as fuk, too. First, they meet up at the airport, and proceed to try to drink one of the airport bars outta beer. THEN, they KNOW that they've spotted a child-porn child-molestin' phone-camera-pic-takin' slimebag AT the bar with them - taking pictures of young girls or something... They proceed to apprehend the dude, and that didn't work, so they elicit the help of the rent-a-cops at the airport. THAT didn't work. They were almost booked. Needless to say, they didn't fukkin GET TO YUMA on time, missed several flights - because,what the hell,we can't make THIS connection, so let's drink! Make one connection, delayed, rescheduled, whatever, but get to the NEXT one late... Overall, I think they were gonna be out there in the sand with us for something like 5 days, and they were only out there for 2 days. It was something like that... I hope DNP tells his version of this... @DNP, let it rip, brother!...
Rsquared Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 Yeah......that sounds like something that Rene and I would do.
DNP Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 You're story pretty much nails what I remember. I can't make it any better than that, but I wish I could remember the details. It was funny as hell...that's all I recall.
98Z5V Posted April 24, 2017 Report Posted April 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, DNP said: You're story pretty much nails what I remember. I can't make it any better than that, but I wish I could remember the details. It was funny as hell...that's all I recall. The year they drove out was equally epic - from the midwest/sno-belt. So, they load up a snowmobile trailer and head this way. New Mexico fukked them, with a trailer tire flat. Try finding snowmobile trailer tires in the desert... They fix that one after many hours in the New Mexico desert, and keep heading west. Outside of Fountain Hills, AZ, the OTHER tire gets a flat - and those dudes had pretty much HAD IT! They were calling into Phx, to a few of us, asking for guidance/assistance/straight help - and we said... "Find a GOLF CART TIRE - it's the same damn size!" No kidding, any one of the 500 different golf cart stores in Phx had tires galore for those fools...
unforgiven Posted April 25, 2017 Report Posted April 25, 2017 On 4/23/2017 at 9:35 PM, Rsquared said: Nah. Rene knows ALL about me. After the couple days that we had up at Greg's for his graduation. Hell.....I think that we drank almost all of the beer in the springfield Mass area. FUK! Him and I were even illegally parked DURING Greg's graduation ceremony, that's no $hit.
392heminut Posted April 25, 2017 Report Posted April 25, 2017 Alright Tom and Matt, I'm callin ya'll out at the next Shootfest! I got me my very own fancy azzed long range rifle for the next time!
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