98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Wash started this, and I just can't take it anymore. We're gonna have the first contest here in a LONG time... So wash starts talking about this... Swansons no crap...lol I saw not too long ago a whole chicken in a can...think it was swansons...how the hell do they get a whole chicken in that smallish can... yuk......fried spam back in the day it was ok ....but fried bologna sammie there ya go ! Wash There it went - then, he posts pics of the damn thing... SO... here's the contest. THE VERY FIRST PERSON HERE that posts a VIDEO of them uncanning, prepping, and eating this whole canned chicken-thing will receiver their choice of prizes. They get to pick whether they want the Beachin' Tactical Lite Sling (black two-point sling), or the MFT BattleLink buttstock. The video can be edited to save viewing time, but the video must show the uncanning of this beast, the prep (whatever you decide to do to it), and the ingestion of the whole canned chicken. If you try to fake it, and substitute some other kind of chicken, we will be able to tell. If you get sick - that's on YOU. Here are your prizes - you'll get to pick ONE of them, once you're unanimously declared the supreme victor of this contest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 *** Prizes were donated by Armed Eye Doc for the Fall Shoot. Unfortunately,we were severely handicapped during the Fall Shoot, and no real shooting contests were challenged or instituted during the event. The prizes have been in my possession since, and Doc said, "No big deal - we'll figure out something to do with them..." I think we've found it - and THANK YOU, DOC!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) Eat it right out of the can, no fukin heat and have a chance at BOTH PRIZES...... Edited November 18, 2017 by unforgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, unforgiven said: Eat it right out of the can, no fukin heat and have a chance at BOTH PRIZES...... I endorse this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) It does say "Fully Cooked" right on the can... ...just to the left of "Home Style Goodness..." Edited November 18, 2017 by 98Z5V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Brillant! 98! Is a stomach pump one of the prizes? I suppose a selfie video of you doing it is required? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Sisco said: I suppose a selfie video of you doing it is required? Yep, we need to see this thing going down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: Yep, we need to see this thing going down... How about coming back up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 That's completely optional, but if it happens and is caught on video, I will provide a bonus prize... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 May go shopping for a canned chicken tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Ok this is 98Z "Official Contest" My vote is for the video of the contestant dumping the fully cooked bird out on a plate and then going after it...not eating it out of the can...we wanna "see" this bird.....98Z whats your opinion on a different brand?...there may not be this brand in everyone's grocery, but its available online....... gentlemen let the game begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 "Canned Whole Chicken" is my vote - I don't care what the brand is... I'm not talking about some smallish Rock Cornish Game Hen, either - this thing has to be a canned whole chicken... And, you bring up a valid point - this is available online... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said: How about coming back up? Or shitting thru a scream door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 This thread has promise! *Pulls up chair and cracks open an ice cold Coke* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, shepp said: Or shitting thru a scream door ROTHFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Ok sweet sue is bumble bee foods in san diego.....DNP should make contact and get us a deal? Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) Ok ill add to the 5 dollar prize that I pledged Im wondering whether we should have tie breakers? or point deductions? Im thinkin condiments added should be deductions...I mean tabasco or sarachi sauce would make puke pretty tasty...so point deductions? One box antique remington 30-06 springfield rifle and one box federal 44 remington magnum shells Wash Oh crap I didn't read the contest rules.....its the very first person......but what if a contestant whines that he couldn't get the Sweet Sue in his local store and had to order? Edited November 19, 2017 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 only thing i buy in cans at any store is fast food..(BEER) i gotta go tomorrow to get some jelly fixins so im game if i can find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, washguy said: Ok ill add to the 5 dollar prize that I pledged Im wondering whether we should have tie breakers? or point deductions? Im thinkin condiments added should be deductions...I mean tabasco or sarachi sauce would make puke pretty tasty...so point deductions? One box antique remington 30-06 springfield rifle and one box federal 44 remington magnum shells Wash So, if the contestants avoid using condiments to make the canned chicken more edible, they stand a better chance of winning crap that you know you should've thrown away already? I may have to take the challenge myself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, sketch said: only thing i buy in cans at any store is fast food..(BEER) i gotta go tomorrow to get some jelly fixins so im game if i can find it? jelly fixins? as in KY Jelly? butt why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 shepp told me what was gtg! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, sketch said: shepp told me what was gtg! lol! I don't want to know why shepp came up after wash asked "butt why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 you already jelly! from shepp.. in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: So, if the contestants avoid using condiments to make the canned chicken more edible, they stand a better chance of winning crap that you know you should've thrown away already? I may have to take the challenge myself.... Well okay Matt...I can surely do better here's a brand spankin new 300 blackout that I just finished yesterday...never had nuthin down the pipe but a patch....its got some fairly decent pieces YHM barrel ..Larue quick detach mounts with a Vortex strike eagle 1x8...Anderson upper lower set....Rise drop in trigger 3.5 pull... Rogers super stock and right next to the muzzle brake ,or I should say behind the brake is some of Char's wild growing Airplane plants....ill add one plant to my pledge for the winner....now we are getting with it ! Edited November 19, 2017 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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