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Matt.Cross

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I've been on commercially-chartered aircraft, for military reasons, a few times, and it's just assinine.  There are 2 very specific times that just burst out at me, where they try to flex up, and try to enforce civilian standards - and they just lose.  Crushed. 

You were HIRED for a reason, and that reason is to fly ME from Point A, to Point B.  Nothing else.  Now, shut the fuk up and fly me.  And all my poop.  Go get my in-flight drink and snack, and stop telling me that my serrated SpyderCo knife is not in accordance with airline regulations.  MY FUCKING M4A1 ISN'T IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANY KIND OF AIRLINE REGULATIONS!!!!  Go sit down, serve my crackers when it's time, and tell those 2 pilots to get me where I need to go, ON TIME.  

BYE.

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1 hour ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

Aussie humor...I don't think it would play well in the US.  That's why I'm posting it.

Truth.  I was "trapped" in Townsville, North Queensland for 3 days, after a job - just waiting for a flight out. Aus dude must treat their women like shiit.  And the women don't really like it, apparently.

I'm stuck on Townsville, gonna be 3 days before I get an aircraft.  Figured I'd hit the local establishments, kill time, and make the most of my 3 days, waiting for that flight.  Just enjoy, see what's local, drink Aussie beer, right?  Hit a steakhouse/bar the first night.  You order and eat, right at the bar.  Ordered my beer (priorities), got it, then ordered my steak, in one fell swoop...

Some hotass blonde walks up behind me, and says, "So, you're American..."

"Ma'am, YES I am..."

My 3 days were all tied up after that.

All on the Government dime.  :thumbup::banana:😍

I love Australia...  :lmao:

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