Funny Videos Thread

[shepp]

@Cunuckgaucho

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIxAVYGsfAo/?igsh=MXcydjFsZnA2bmM4

[Armed Eye Doc]

@Rsquared a new Star Trek 

 

[Cunuckgaucho]

9 hours ago, shepp said:

@Cunuckgaucho

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIxAVYGsfAo/?igsh=MXcydjFsZnA2bmM4

 I wonder if the words on my tombstone will read " he's one regret is never seeing a roadrunner" 

[98Z5V]

Can't wait for you guys to meet Shaun...  

 

[Armed Eye Doc]

It's funny because it's true.

 

 

[98Z5V]

 

[shepp]

@Magwa you should enter! 
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNSHXCp0Hb/?igsh=MXQ3YWl2ZGV6NncxZQ==

[Magwa]

I do not have Instagram what is this contest ?

[shepp]

On 5/6/2025 at 6:37 AM, Magwa said:

I do not have Instagram what is this contest ?

Napping arrow heads outta toilet tank 

[98Z5V]

 

[98Z5V]

 

[98Z5V]

 

[Turd Furgeson]

 

[98Z5V]

Love this guy - glad he serves, still.

 

[dpete]

Cybertruck vs. giant speed bump

 

[98Z5V]

These 2 crack me up!!!   

 

[Madhouse]

On 5/15/2025 at 7:56 PM, dpete said:

Cybertruck vs. giant speed bump

 

That one had me belly laughing.

[Armed Eye Doc]

@98Z5V, any chance you were on this flight?

 

[98Z5V]

I've been on commercially-chartered aircraft, for military reasons, a few times, and it's just assinine.  There are 2 very specific times that just burst out at me, where they try to flex up, and try to enforce civilian standards - and they just lose.  Crushed. 

You were HIRED for a reason, and that reason is to fly ME from Point A, to Point B.  Nothing else.  Now, shut the fuk up and fly me.  And all my poop.  Go get my in-flight drink and snack, and stop telling me that my serrated SpyderCo knife is not in accordance with airline regulations.  MY FUCKING M4A1 ISN'T IN ACCORDANCE WITH ANY KIND OF AIRLINE REGULATIONS!!!!  Go sit down, serve my crackers when it's time, and tell those 2 pilots to get me where I need to go, ON TIME.  

BYE.

[98Z5V]

When Commercial Airline Carriers bind into a Military Contract to fly Military Flights - it's always hard for them.  They FAFO, quick.   

[shooterrex]

Was waiting on a flight pre 911. Lady at the gate told a FBI agent he couldn't take his firearm on the plane.

He told her to go get her boss before he arrested her. Some people just don't get it.

[dpete]

On 5/17/2025 at 1:58 PM, Madhouse said:

That one had me belly laughing.

Yeah, poor poor cybertruck!  Even if its an AI one.

[Armed Eye Doc]

Aussie humor...I don't think it would play well in the US.  That's why I'm posting it.

 

[98Z5V]

1 hour ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

Aussie humor...I don't think it would play well in the US.  That's why I'm posting it.

Truth.  I was "trapped" in Townsville, North Queensland for 3 days, after a job - just waiting for a flight out. Aus dude must treat their women like shiit.  And the women don't really like it, apparently.

I'm stuck on Townsville, gonna be 3 days before I get an aircraft.  Figured I'd hit the local establishments, kill time, and make the most of my 3 days, waiting for that flight.  Just enjoy, see what's local, drink Aussie beer, right?  Hit a steakhouse/bar the first night.  You order and eat, right at the bar.  Ordered my beer (priorities), got it, then ordered my steak, in one fell swoop...

Some hotass blonde walks up behind me, and says, "So, you're American..."

"Ma'am, YES I am..."

My 3 days were all tied up after that.

All on the Government dime.  😍

I love Australia... 

[98Z5V]

Check out this horse...