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Yeah, but the record was longest distance driven....unless he's driving (not flying) the plane....I don't count it.

I can't help it if people have perception issues.

Wash was grilling last night, so either he's got the smoker on the second floor balcony, or they're not under water at his place. looks like a rough one...hope everyone and their families stay as safe as they can.

Good job, it's already in 98's cart

Private Catholic school....I have faith she might. She'll where to look it up at least.

So my son Dylan started first grade this week. The teacher sent home a small questionnaire to help fill her in on each of her new students. The first question asked to describe the kids in a few words. Just for you guys I ended with LOQUACIOUS. He's a talkative little man and will tell you about anything and everything...even if he has to make some of it up along the way.

You sure he wasn't?

Participation trophies for everyone.

True. And it's capable of firing five rounds. Hopefully not all at once.

You were my first pick for Yukon....I think it's the beard.

Or an island of misfits...whatever works. I like it here.

For a second there I wasn't sure if you were talking about us or them...

You want funny...wait til that's the controls the new cars come with...the old timers are screwed. "What's the combo to parallel park again? Do I have to hold the right trigger and double tap the left joystick...?"

Do you call a laser a pointer...or a sight? i might give em that one

Lol...I read that post earlier. Didn't even know it was directed at me. You're gonna outlive me, so I ain't the best choice. And with any luck...we'll be outta this BS state someday. Dusty is on the edge of quitting her job...I'm on the edge of quitting mine...we're trying to get the house up and sold. Might buy an RV and go cruise the country until we can't afford to anymore. Gotta find the right spot to settle down.

There's a few guys here that just dip the whole rifle in a 55 gal drum of the stuff and go to town. Ok, maybe not that wet...but I wouldn't put it past em. Welcome aboard.

My wife sent me this. Must have been on FB somewhere.

night morning day evening...

Almost brings a tear to my eye....wait...that's just some oil.

The blonde has never held a gun before.

So Mack and his lovely wife were enjoying a relaxing evening down by the river. Feeling wild and free they decided to kick off their clothes and take a quick dip in the refreshing water. While splashing around like a couple of children at play, they noticed a large bear on the other bank of the river. The bear seemed aggrivated as if the two had ruined his peaceful dinner plans and with a roar he charged into the water and began to swim their way. Mack and the Mrs. Quickly made their way to the bank and began to run back towards the truck they had parked several hundred yards away. Mack stopped at the log where they had dropped their clothes and sat down to casually start putting on his shoes. "What are you doing?!" his wife exclaimed. "He is almost on our side of the river!" "I don't have to out run the bear" he told her.... you know know the rest

That sounds brutal Mali. Good luck and heal fast!

Read the directions on this stuff. I don't know why this bothers me, but it does.

That's funny...must be a 2005 thing. Not a good year for instrument clusters. Like Shepp said...I also have a Chevy with cluster issues. Haven't found it worthwhile to swap. Maybe next year.