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Suicide by cop! Fukkin cowards don't have the balls to off themselves and make the cops do it for them. Problem is the aftermath the cop has to deal with after taking a human life, even if the dickhead gave the cop no choice!

THIS brings back a bad memory! My wife worked for a surgeon when I was 44. She convinced me to go see him for my annual checkup. He checked vitals, listened to my lungs & heart and asked me the typical questions. Then, he sprung the big one, "When was the last time you had your prostate checked?" "NEVER!" I said matter of factly. He then said "You know, you're supposed to start doing that when you turn 40! You waiting to find a doc with long skinny fingers?" "Yeah, something like that!" I replied. As he pulled on a rubber glove he was saying "Well, it ain't me, drop your pants and bend over!" My wife was standing off to the side and it was all she could do to keep from busting out laughing! Sonofabitch!

IN THE FACE!!!! Hell yeah!

If I remember right somebody posted a pic on here of some dumbazz that picked up a 20mm round off his bench and used it to hammer something, and the result was quite graphic! It would have been quite a while back but anyway I saw it somewhere and I'm pretty sure it was here. I happen to have had a live 20mm round sitting on my reloading bench at the time and I promptly went to the garage and took it off the bench! Yeah, I'm one of those guys that during the heat of the moment will reach for whatever is handy to beat on something!

Carrying the torch too long? You haven't written a story in I don't know how long! I was just thinking the other day, "We need to take up a collection and ship Ron about 5 cases of MGD, he hasn't written schit for a while! We gotta get him back on track!" Not complaining brother, just worried about your well being!

That 500 Blackout sounds like a beast brother!

The way I heard it put is that life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!

That's when she shot him.

I still vividly remember the first time I saw one of those things, it was about 12" from my nose! I was under a friend's 66 GMC pickup at night, stabbing the transmission. I got the damn thing up into the bellhousing and turned my head to look for a bolt and that ugly SOB was RIGHT THERE! My buddy said never in his life had he seen someone come out from under a vehicle so fast!

Congratulations my friend! We are 2 years behind you. When you get a good one you do everything you can to keep her.

Bwahahahaha!!! Those things are definitely ugly as hell but he was right, they don't sting or bite. They are basically harmless for as nasty as they look. The other really nasty looking bug we have is called a 'child of the earth' or 'el nino de la tierra' south of the border. They aren't venomous but do have a painful bite. To quote Arnold in Predator, "Your one UGLY mudda fukka!"

So, you spent $210 on a trigger but you don't even own trigger pull gauge? Whats up with that brother???

#16 sounds interesting! Scorpions aren't much of a problem here in New Mexico but from what my son and daughter tell me, they are in Tucson and Casa Grande. I guess when I move to Arizona I should keep a bottle of cheap liquor around to mess with the scorpions! My wife says I'm a bug sadist, I keep a can of Black Flag around to spray any black widows I come across. I would rather spray them and watch them suffer as they die than just step on them! I personally don't think that's sadistic, just good clean fun!

I've got a set of pink furniture if anyone here wants to build a pinky. I sure as hell ain't going to!

Same here, I've used 6 of them with no problems whatsoever!

It was probably sold out before you ever got that email! PSA is bad about putting out emails with sales on schit that's not in stock, I've caught them at it many times.

Matt Burkett is a pretty damn good shooter and has been one of the top shooters in USPSA. I gotta say though, I DID beat him on one stage in a match in Yuma back years ago. He shot the stage really well but I just happened to get in a 'zone' when the whistle blew and it was like time slowed way down. I had never experienced that kind of schit before, it was eerie!

Great news brother!

Damn, I love the bagpipes, no matter what kind of music is played on them. I always thought it was the cop in me but I recently did the DNA thing and found out I actually have more Scottish and Irish in me than German! BTW, I DO have a kilt, one of these in khaki!

Prayers for you RW! I can relate to retiring early while you can still enjoy life!

That engine is based on the Ford shotgun hemi, a badazzed engine that should have seen a lot more use than it did. By the time Ford put it in production the Mopar Hemi was firmly entrenched as THE Hemi engine and the shotgun hemi had to go up against that. It didn't help that the gas crisis and EPA were just around the corner either.

Just finished reading this one, absolutely hilarious! Maybe because I see a lot of myself in it.