I bet you do. You're a bike/ATV/anything with a motor mechanic.
Me, I'm just a automation/control Fuk that came from the HVAC mechanical field. Hell I've still got to expand my tool storage facility. I've still got more tools than storage space. And that's not even counting the power tools.
At least up there, they won't know yet, that I don't have the patience to deal with their nonsense. So your ploy make work for a while.
Yeah.....tools and guns are two VERY expensive collections over time.
Don't fret my man, there's still some of us that shoot MOA.
And there's always the blanket answer for when someone comments on your equipment choice...........
Well at least thats my usual goto answer. Said with love and friendship of course.