I'm thinkin' M72A2.
Had a situation when i lived in WA State. Jake was 4 or 5, playing in the back yard. I heard a loud and thunderous roar, a bunch of timber cracking, shook the hell out of the house. Ran out back to yell at Jake, for whatever the hell it was he was doing... He's terrified, and running towards me. And there's a dumptruck sitting in my yard. Rolled off the road, down a small hill, and right in my yard, because the idiot motherfuckin' operator didn't set the parking brake when he jumped out.
The dumptruck operator was running down the hill, running for the truck, and I told him to get the fuk off my property He refused, and was trying to start the truck. I quickly retrieved Mr Mossberg, and once again reiterated that he was going to get the fuk off my property, right fucking now, and not touch that dumptruck in any way, shape or form. Never once did I point it at him, but I wanted to buttstroke that as$hole right across the forehead.
I called the police, informed them of what they did and what I did, and those a$sholes called their supervisor. Believe it or not, the construction supervisor got there before the police did, and he made the mistake of walking straight on my property and telling me he was moving that truck. He was escorted off my property by Mr Mossberg, also. Without his fucking dumptruck. He tried to tell me I couldn't stop him from taking it. He very quickly understood that he was trespassing on private property, as was his dumptruck.
The police arrived and quickly calmed me down. And relieved me of my shotgun. The cop made the mistake of asking me what I would have done if the dumptruck had hit my son, and i answered him honestly. He didn't like my answer.
That contruction crew ended up paying me a $hitload of money for a huge pine tree, oak tree and apple tree that their truck destroyed. They had to landscape the hell ouf the hill, to get those deepass dumptruck tracks out if it. I still wanted to kick that dumptruck operators a$s, just because of his negligence.