Cali_Ed Posted February 27, 2015 Author Report Posted February 27, 2015 We have been together for 5 years and have one kid I think it's about time
Microgunner Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 I'm twice divorced . Marriage sucks , and not the good kind.
912dawg Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 What food can you give a woman to cause her to never have sex again? Wedding cake!
shepp Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 What food can you give a woman to cause her to never have sex again? Wedding cake! Hahahaha We have been together for 5 years and have one kid I think it's about time Go for it :)
unforgiven Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 The age old question, you know why divorce is so expendsive? ???? The fukin you get for the fukin you gave. :yup:
MONTANA308 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Just going trough one now was never married but was with her for almost eight years have one beautiful daughter. Was hell on me at first. Not the split I'm plumb ok with that. Not seeing my daughter every day just about killed me. But my life rolls a lot smoother now if I wasn't remodeling a house on the ranch guys there would been some serious toy buying this winter. Calf prices where up lol! It's cheaper to rent for sure!
DNP Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Go cheap on the ring though....there's a few more parts we gotta talk you into.
Cali_Ed Posted February 27, 2015 Author Report Posted February 27, 2015 Lol I was thinking 1500 to 2k on the ring
washguy Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Whats going on here?...is this some kinda 12 step program or sewing circle? Do we all hold hands now?....hold on while I go check on the cookies im baking...... okay...so my first wife was a tranny....but we were only married for a year...took a year to divorce her/him went a lotta years being single...took some time to get the bad taste outta my mouth. My second marriage lasted 10 years...married to a closet lizbo...caught her one early morning making out with an inflatable woman in the master bedroom closet...took 21/2 years to get rid of her and cost me a fortune. I could go into the gory details ,but who gives a fuk? so, who wants chocolate chip? :) Wash
DNP Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) I'm kinda curious about the tranny and the bad taste he/she left in your mouth. Actually...this is Stain's favorite. He should be around shortly.... And yeah, I'll take a cookie. Edited February 27, 2015 by DNP
sketch Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Divorce took 1-1/2 years 80k and 170+ hearings and that was how I win!! I have two girls and she pays child support ;) She hawked the ring. ( sold my jeep/ mini sprint and trailer/ my grandmas coin collection...) Toolndie has a good idea for a ring in his wife thread!!
MONTANA308 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Yeah peaked my interest. I mean it all sucks but a tranny!
slugger43 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 52 years ago I married the most amazing lady on the planet. She's still crazy about me. Many people said we were getting married too damn young, and it wouldn't last.. Everybody who said that is either dead or divorced. Three kids, six grandkids, gun safe full of guns. Life's pretty much OK. Still love the lady. My-oh-my.
edgecrusher Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 52 years ago I married the most amazing lady on the planet. She's still crazy about me. Many people said we were getting married too damn young, and it wouldn't last.. Everybody who said that is either dead or divorced. Three kids, six grandkids, gun safe full of guns. Life's pretty much OK. Still love the lady. My-oh-my. At a boy! I am on the second go around, and I'm completely happy. Sometimes you just have to do these things and find out, figure it out on the fly. That is a good range for the ring. You can always go big at the 10 year anniversary of you want to have an easy gift.
shepp Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Whats going on here?...is this some kinda 12 step program or sewing circle? Do we all hold hands now?....hold on while I go check on the cookies im baking...... okay...so my first wife was a tranny....but we were only married for a year...took a year to divorce her/him went a lotta years being single...took some time to get the bad taste outta my mouth. My second marriage lasted 10 years...married to a closet lizbo...caught her one early morning making out with an inflatable woman in the master bedroom closet...took 21/2 years to get rid of her and cost me a fortune. I could go into the gory details ,but who gives a fuk? so, who wants chocolate chip? :) Wash What no flowers to tend to??
Zebra644 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Oh yes they can leave....and take all your $hit with them :) Wash Like the old joke what do women and tornadoes have in common ? The make noise when the come and take everything when they leave.
sketch Posted February 28, 2015 Report Posted February 28, 2015 What I see here is my ex made me buy a .308 or the truth I wouldn't be here with out my brothers!
slugger43 Posted February 28, 2015 Report Posted February 28, 2015 Well, I've heard you can just bypass the marriage thing altogether. Find somebody you hate and give them half of your schitt.
unforgiven Posted February 28, 2015 Report Posted February 28, 2015 All I know is lifes to short to be unhappy, if she doesn't get with the program there is someone that will.32 yrs. later still with Mida,everyone of her friends said it wouldn't later cause i was a loser/whore.Here we are and the other's have a pretty $hitty life. :yup: Brother Jeff all I can say is :eek: <lmao> <laughs>
392heminut Posted March 1, 2015 Report Posted March 1, 2015 Find somebody you hate and give them half of your schitt. I had a friend that had been married and divorced 5 times!. He told me that he had it all figured out. The next time he felt like getting married he was going to find some gal in a bar and take her to a motel for the night. The next day he would buy her a house and a car and then just walk away. He said doing that would actually be cheaper, no attorney fees and no stress! <lmao>
Microgunner Posted March 1, 2015 Report Posted March 1, 2015 Hookers are far cheaper and more honest than wives. With a hooker you know exactly what it's going to cost and what you'll get for your money.
98Z5V Posted March 1, 2015 Report Posted March 1, 2015 Hookers and Blow. I'm down with it. <thumbsup>
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