Rsquared Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 It's been a while, but c'mon fella's, you know the words to this. Sing along......... It's been a while since I went stumbling through the brothers door (since Christmas I think). So....I figure that it's fathers day weekend, and I haven't bought anything for myself in quite some time. I know, I know....how are you supposed to keep up the enabler persona if you don't indulge yourself too, right? But, since re-doing the bathroom at Christmas (and it's still on-going.....you were right Larry), and just about every other bill that's been floating my way (seems like a ton of them in the last few months), I've been trying not to spend if I don't need to. Plus....the fact that work has turned to complete $hit, and that I may just tell them to go fuk themselves at any minute (screw the 5% ownership, they can have it)........well......not spending any extraneous (good nickel word huh?) dough hasn't been a problem. But anyway.......I digress. Back to the matter at hand. So I go stumbling through the door of my local gun pusher. I'm a man on a mission. I have the OP laid out in my head. I'm gonna have the smooth door stumbling incident.....casually browse around (while fuking with the fella's there).....grab some 5.56 ammo since I'm running a little low (I'm down to only about 2K rounds ya know), and support my aforementioned local gun pusher. Then....I would make a smooth egress after making "said" small ammo transaction for another 1K rounds. With that, I would have performed an outstanding "hit and run" maneuver. In....out.....and down the road I go. Well............that didn't happen. Things didn't go exactly according to plan........as usual. Those sons-a-bitches! They've pretty much got me marked. Those rat bastards. It never fails. I walk in the door for one thing..........and I end up going out with something different. Fukers! So I'm slowly taking my time circling the area. After all...they have other customers who are actually gonna potentially spend some dough....while I'm just here for 1000 rounds of 5.56.....so I'm trying to be polite and let the "real" customers go ahead of me. BAD MOVE! So this gives me time to actually "look" at what's laying around here and there. Oh look.....a NightForce 1x4x24 "little" scope. DAMN....that would go good on my 300 BLK SBR instead of the Eotech 553 that it currently wears. NOPE! Don't need it. After all.....I didn't come here to spend 12-1300 bucks on a piece of glass. Sidenote - That's a gorgeous little scope.........I think I'm hooked. I think Rob has one of those too, and loves it. Hey.....it's NightForce........I don't think that you could actually be wrong in wanting one. But anyway. I keep circling. Look. Wilson Combat rails. Nice. Don't need it. Oh yeah....a small pile of Sig 300 BLK ammo. NEGATIVE (I'm set for 300 BLK at the moment....subs and super) I'm here for 5.56 ammo. They usually have a decent pile of the Lake City in the 240 round cans, sitting around. GAME SHOW BUZZER! They literally told me that I should go do some standup comedy and use that request in my routine when I asked about it. They just didn't have any bulk 5.56 at the time. What the hell am I gonna do? Buy a couple boxes? PFFFTTT! That wouldn't even cover a portion of a range session (as most of us here are). SO.......I figure that I was gonna get out really cheap on this trip. I was gonna continue to BS with the guys for a couple minutes....and then make my happy ass towards the door. BUT THEN.......................................... I was letting someone else buy something from the guys behind the counter and was just hanging there (in preparation of my egress out the door).....when my eye focused on a box sitting all by itself on a shelf behind the counter. Kinda low.......kinda out of the way.......not really standing out. EXCEPT.........to me. A plain white box with some black trimming. What could it be? A plain box......sitting all by itself........all alone......nobody to hold, caress and cherish it. Well.....I instantly recognized it as an AAC box. After all, I've already bought AAC $hit before......I know what the fukin plain box looks like. So.....when the brother behind the counter finishes up with the guy he was dealing with, I causally ask.........."So......what's in the box"? The fuker responds by saying "I was wondering when you were gonna ask about that". BASTARD! YOU FUKER! So he slides the box in front of me, and what do my eyes behold? A brand new, totally virgin, still in the plastic inside the box, Ti-rant 45M. FUK ME! I mean.....how did they know that I've been toying with the idea of another suppressor since the laws change next month? How did they know that I haven't bought anything for myself in months? How did they know that I would go for it once it was slid in front of me? How did they F-ing know? I mean..............I mean..................YOU FUKERS! Well.......to make a long story short at this point (since I think that you all have figured it out by now)......I bought the F-ing suppressor. Rat bastards. Preying on a hapless customer only planning on spending 3 or so hundred bucks on some ammo. I mean....don't they have morals? Don't they have guidelines? Don't they have a conscience? Short answer......NOPE. My name is Ron.......and I have a weapons addiction. I like to think that I can share with others.....who have the same affliction. Happy Fathers Day to all of you no-good, low-down, rat bastard brothers of mine around here. Even the ones I haven't met face to face yet. And even needle-dick Wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Hello Ron, I too have the addiction. I'll be getting a pretty good ot check next week and I think I'm gound to get it to finish my build.......i mean whol needs breaks on their truck when the government is threatening our rights daily lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 HIIII RON! I really want to be able to fee sorry for you, but I just can't. If you need to save money....just move here to California where you can't buy anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I feel for you brother. No worries though. My heavily socialist state is trying to catch up to your full blown communist state. After all........they're only looking out for our own safety aren't they? Fukers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I sure feel safer knowing if anything bad happens, all I have to do is call the cops and wait for them to come write a report and pick up our bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 What? You think Rob can't get there fast enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Hi, Ron Your not fooling anyone with that long rendition of supposedly going to purchase ammo ! I also don't feel sorry for you , you knew you were going there to case the place out for a new firearm or its related accessories . Your addiction is complete for now , but will rear its ugly head again & with out the long winded essay of your denial of your addictive condition ! Good score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Hi Ron! I agree, you're not fooling anyone. They can deliver ammo to your house via the big brown truck. Now you need another couple of firearms to make sure you have the correct one for this suppressor. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 My name is Larry, and I have a weapons addiction too.......................................but my bathroom is done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Haha i wrecked my bathroom this am but it still works! I am also an addict and my name is son of a.. did you spray (gag)!! Hahaha ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 5 hours ago, 392heminut said: My name is Larry, and I have a weapons addiction too.......................................but my bathroom is done! Good move brother Ron......^^^^ that's funny $hit right there .Just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Daaamn Ron.... I dont think I could afford to go to gunstore with you......hmmmmm went in for ammo...but bought a can? Geez... thats what I call power shopping! Happy fathers Day to you to MoFo Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 On June 19, 2016 at 9:19 PM, shepp said: Hello Ron, I too have the addiction. I'll be getting a pretty good ot check next week and I think I'm gound to get it to finish my build.......i mean whol needs breaks on their truck when the government is threatening our rights daily lol Well that got thrown out the window I got a call from a friend asking me to go on a hunting trip............soooooooo that got put on the back burner for a few more weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 On June 19, 2016 at 9:19 PM, shepp said: Hello Ron, I too have the addiction. I'll be getting a pretty good ot check next week and I think I'm gound to get it to finish my build.......i mean whol needs breaks on their truck when the government is threatening our rights daily lol Can you say: Model 29? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Sisco said: Can you say: Model 29 69? That 5-shot is just sexy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 (edited) Old school sexier review to come. Edited June 26, 2016 by Sisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 You have to go with the rubber grip ! The wood hurts your hand too much. ! Lol ?✊ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 10 hours ago, MikedaddyH said: You have to go with the rubber grip ! The wood hurts your hand too much. ! Lol ?✊ Man up , bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 11 hours ago, MikedaddyH said: You have to go with the rubber grip ! The wood hurts your hand too much. ! Lol ?✊ Did Mr. .300WSM Winchester Mod 70 with the wood stock just say that?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Did you miss the sarcasm ? And the joke ! ✋ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 You have to admit , both models look good ! I have a 29-3 with a six inch bbl. ,Dirty Harry model . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 (edited) Both are beautiful pistols. Edited June 26, 2016 by unforgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 7 hours ago, MikedaddyH said: Did you miss the sarcasm ? And the joke ! ✋ I did I thought you were being a ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 That's what I thought also , you would be surprised on how many people that shoot a 44 mag cry like it hurts & don't want to shoot them again . A rifle ain't like shooting a Pistol ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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