Holster for that Moody Someone In Your Life

[jtallen83]

I may have to get a couple of these for gag gifts at Christmas time;

http://alamedacustomholsters.com/The-Original-Tampon-Holster-TampHol.htm

[unforgiven]

BWAAAHAHAH  I never wake up grumpy....I just let her sleep.

[ARTrooper]

need a combat belt with a insulated chocolate holster and a bottle of Midol holster as well.

[98Z5V]

5 hours ago, unforgiven said:

BWAAAHAHAH  I never wake up grumpy....I just let her sleep.

Same here. Mine is fukkin' psycho. For real.

[RRS]

Maybe you guys need to think about giving her a holster for something that might be best carried in the appendix position.... haha.

[shepp]

There's a few people whom have come and gone who've needed this and the douche outta the trauma bag to get the sand out their vaginas

[Robocop1051]

If I could afford it, I'd fly to AZ and stay with TomAss 5-8 days a month. After the last batch of runts, hormones are off the charts. 

When can we live in a society where hormones can be substituted with "whore moans"... it's not cheating. It's survival. 

[planeflyer21]

30 minutes ago, Robocop1051 said:

If I could afford it, I'd fly to AZ and stay with TomAss 5-8 days a month. After the last batch of runts, hormones are off the charts. 

When can we live in a society where hormones can be substituted with "whore moans"... it's not cheating. It's survival. 

Pretty sure God knew what he was doing when, in Levitical law, he said women with "an issue of blood shall be put apart seven days." 

[shepp]

Wise man once told me never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

[MikedaddyH]

6 hours ago, Robocop1051 said:

If I could afford it, I'd fly to AZ and stay with TomAss 5-8 days a month. After the last batch of runts, hormones are off the charts. 

When can we live in a society where hormones can be substituted with "whore moans"... it's not cheating. It's survival. 

Dude that is what couches were made for ! Lol !

[unforgiven]

You get pass the smell ya got it licked.

[98Z5V]

On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 11:06 AM, Robocop1051 said:

If I could afford it, I'd fly to AZ and stay with TomAss 5-8 days a month. After the last batch of runts, hormones are off the charts. 

When can we live in a society where hormones can be substituted with "whore moans"... it's not cheating. It's survival. 

I welcome you with opens arms, my brother!!!  And, pants-down hugs!!!  

[bubbas4570]

On 10/13/2016 at 4:50 PM, unforgiven said:

You get pass the smell ya got it licked.

BWAHAHHAHAHEHEH! !!!!!!!

[392heminut]

On 10/12/2016 at 0:37 AM, 98Z5V said:

Same here. Mine is fukkin' psycho. For real.

But isn't that how you like them? I seem to remember a certain crazy bitch that stabbed her boyfriend to death that you thought was pretty hot!

[98Z5V]

Just now, 392heminut said:

But isn't that how you like them? I seem to remember a certain crazy bitch that stabbed her boyfriend to death that you thought was pretty hot!

She's cheatin' on me!!!

 

[shepp]

4 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

She's cheatin' on me!!!

 

BITCH!!!