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Floydieguns

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12 minutes ago, unforgiven said:

What kinda motor you going to put in it..:hornet:

I have choices.  310cc Honda non-power valve 2-stroke, 350cc Honda power valve 2-stroke, 503cc Honda non-power valve 2-stroke. 

Or 1800cc tweaked Suzuki V-Twin. :thumbup:

I could find a blown 318 Mopar engine to rebuild, and toss that in, too.   Figuring out the drivetrain is gonna suck real bad, though...

I wouldn't ride ANY of those shopping carts...  :laffs:

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I'll have the Q-Tips and tweezers ready, so we can load you up into the zip-lock bags, when it happens...  :thumbup::laffs::lmao:

 

You have to dodge CACTUS out HERE, brother.  No way you can make it through.  Hell, Matt can't even WALK out here in the dark without "collecting" them...   :embarrassed::banana:

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1 hour ago, unforgiven said:

I'll take it for a ride brother ?

 

1 hour ago, 98Z5V said:

I'll have the Q-Tips and tweezers ready, so we can load you up into the zip-lock bags, when it happens...  :thumbup::laffs::lmao:

My money is on Rene. I'll always back my wingman. Even sober. :laffs:

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17 minutes ago, Rsquared said:

 

My money is on Rene. I'll always back my wingman. Even sober. :laffs:

Fuk it - we're having desert races this year. Start it, ride it, get ready.  Race your a$s to the long distance target (when we figure how far that thing will be), and back.. For time.  If you crash, there's 2 things that will happen...

#1.  You're gonna seriously pis$ me off, because you crashed my shiit. You're paying for fixing my bike, you non-desert riding fucker.

#2.  You're on the ground, and the stopwatch is still running.  You wreck that shiit, you lay there and whine about how bad you hurt...  and the clock ticks.  Get the fuk up, be a man, and continue the fucking race.  Or die.    Like a bitch that just can't continue...  :laffs:

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Oh, I forgot to add this part.  If you're not even man enough to start it - you aren't just DQd from the competition. You wear a pink ribbon around your waist for the rest of the weekend...   Pansy...   :banana:

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36 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

Oh, I forgot to add this part.  If you're not even man enough to start it - you aren't just DQd from the competition. You wear a pink ribbon around your waist for the rest of the weekend...   Pansy...   :banana:

I have this mental picture of Mike atop the 500, looking down at his shin bone, which is protruding from the top of his right knee while his rubbery calf and foot flop about useless. Ron takes a sip of his MGD and says "Walk it off ya pu$$y!" to uproarious laughter from the rest of the group. 

Mike isn't concerned about his right leg though, he's trying to figure out how to get his left leg across the bike for a 2nd attempt at the kickstarter... GREG launches a flying tackle and sweeps Mike off the bike with one arm, preserving his vice-like grip on the beer held in the other hand. 

The scene ends with Tom securing a patched-up splinted Mike to a spine board with a series of pink straps and ribbons, propping him up against the shady side of the camper where he can observe the action for the rest of the weekend.

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Brother, you may not be far off, actually.

A few years ago, this is what DNP and I had to do to a friend, to get him back to camp...  I'm all ABOUT splinting a fucker up.  :thumbup:

What we had to do to get him back to camp - that's sticks, and duct tape.  Secure the break at the joint above and below the fracture. Check.

We got him out of the back of DNPs Rhino, out in the middle of the washed out desert, and into the truck, for transport to the hospital.

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Here's his x-rays...

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Here's how the hospital wrapped him up...

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Personally, I think my work looks better.   :laffs:

 

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