Your ideal build

[sketch]

hahahaha! loosing it at the shopping cart walking down the dirt path!! 

[98Z5V]

1 minute ago, shepp said:

Do you have a big enough oven, or just leave it in The back yard in July?

Slow reader, this one is...  

[Matt.Cross]

2 minutes ago, sketch said:

hahahaha! loosing it at the shopping cart walking down the dirt path!! 

It'll have a motor and a steering wheel before the fall shoot.....

[98Z5V]

There's no way in hell I'm painting one of the race quads...  No way.  Nor the CR500...

[Armed Eye Doc]

2 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said:

It'll have a motor and a steering wheel before the fall shoot.....

And turbo.

[98Z5V]

On 4/4/2018 at 10:02 AM, Floydieguns said:

What is it, then most importantly why? No slamming others, no derailing. Please and thank you.

Yeah. Sorry I did this to your thread.

[unforgiven]

What kinda motor you going to put in it..

[shepp]

24 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

Yeah. Sorry I did this to your thread.

No you’re not

 

[98Z5V]

12 minutes ago, unforgiven said:

What kinda motor you going to put in it..

I have choices.  310cc Honda non-power valve 2-stroke, 350cc Honda power valve 2-stroke, 503cc Honda non-power valve 2-stroke. 

Or 1800cc tweaked Suzuki V-Twin.

I could find a blown 318 Mopar engine to rebuild, and toss that in, too.   Figuring out the drivetrain is gonna suck real bad, though...

I wouldn't ride ANY of those shopping carts... 

Edited April 6, 2018 by 98Z5V

[unforgiven]

I'll take it for a ride brother ?

[98Z5V]

I'll have the Q-Tips and tweezers ready, so we can load you up into the zip-lock bags, when it happens... 

 

You have to dodge CACTUS out HERE, brother.  No way you can make it through.  Hell, Matt can't even WALK out here in the dark without "collecting" them...  

Edited April 6, 2018 by 98Z5V

[sketch]

he wasnt drinking the repelant juice!! i walked it in the day time the 2nd day and said to my self.. wtf bro you coulda ate shits in that ditch and bleed out on that cactus!! 

[Rsquared]

1 hour ago, unforgiven said:

I'll take it for a ride brother ?

 

1 hour ago, 98Z5V said:

I'll have the Q-Tips and tweezers ready, so we can load you up into the zip-lock bags, when it happens... 

My money is on Rene. I'll always back my wingman. Even sober.

Edited April 6, 2018 by Rsquared

[98Z5V]

17 minutes ago, Rsquared said:

 

My money is on Rene. I'll always back my wingman. Even sober.

Fuk it - we're having desert races this year. Start it, ride it, get ready.  Race your a$s to the long distance target (when we figure how far that thing will be), and back.. For time.  If you crash, there's 2 things that will happen...

#1.  You're gonna seriously pis$ me off, because you crashed my shiit. You're paying for fixing my bike, you non-desert riding fucker.

#2.  You're on the ground, and the stopwatch is still running.  You wreck that shiit, you lay there and whine about how bad you hurt...  and the clock ticks.  Get the fuk up, be a man, and continue the fucking race.  Or die.    Like a bitch that just can't continue... 

[98Z5V]

Oh, I forgot to add this part.  If you're not even man enough to start it - you aren't just DQd from the competition. You wear a pink ribbon around your waist for the rest of the weekend...   Pansy...  

[unforgiven]

Hahahaha ? fukin love it. I started a 73FX for a lot of years brother.

[Matt.Cross]

36 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

Oh, I forgot to add this part.  If you're not even man enough to start it - you aren't just DQd from the competition. You wear a pink ribbon around your waist for the rest of the weekend...   Pansy...  

I have this mental picture of Mike atop the 500, looking down at his shin bone, which is protruding from the top of his right knee while his rubbery calf and foot flop about useless. Ron takes a sip of his MGD and says "Walk it off ya pu$$y!" to uproarious laughter from the rest of the group. 

Mike isn't concerned about his right leg though, he's trying to figure out how to get his left leg across the bike for a 2nd attempt at the kickstarter... GREG launches a flying tackle and sweeps Mike off the bike with one arm, preserving his vice-like grip on the beer held in the other hand. 

The scene ends with Tom securing a patched-up splinted Mike to a spine board with a series of pink straps and ribbons, propping him up against the shady side of the camper where he can observe the action for the rest of the weekend.

[98Z5V]

Brother, you may not be far off, actually.

A few years ago, this is what DNP and I had to do to a friend, to get him back to camp...  I'm all ABOUT splinting a fucker up. 

What we had to do to get him back to camp - that's sticks, and duct tape.  Secure the break at the joint above and below the fracture. Check.

We got him out of the back of DNPs Rhino, out in the middle of the washed out desert, and into the truck, for transport to the hospital.

Here's his x-rays...

Here's how the hospital wrapped him up...

Personally, I think my work looks better.  

 

[sketch]

if i have half that metal in my leg already  is it considered cheating..?

[Sisco]

Talk about taking an idea and running with it!

[Sisco]

Gotta name for it: "The Tacticart"! Just don't put your cat in it. He will be pissed.

[Sisco]

What was this thread about again?

[shepp]

4 hours ago, Sisco said:

What was this thread about again?

Well it’s still kinda on topic, op wasn’t spisific on what we’re building here?!?

 

@98Z5V you post any more pictures like that and I’m gonna start posing smashed fingers and toes!!! ??

[Sisco]

Just a note: Sitting in my kitchen, and out the window two Bald Eagles are getting into a knock down drag out fight over the lake.

[jtallen83]