planeflyer21 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 For Jon Ha! Realizing the hand she's been dealt (age and society), she's been saying "Dad, when can I get a pink tactical knife?" :'( :banana: Woe to the dungbrain who can't hear her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 When I first saw this I could hear someone saying "With extra peanut butter too!" <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 This one is great ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLKSHEEP Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) They're all stump broken. <lmao> Edited August 16, 2013 by BLKSHEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 There all stump broken. <lmao> ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 That's just sad...cheating on the goats. :laughing4: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 One of my friends found this in FL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Get some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLKSHEEP Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrtMA Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 http://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliemorin/chinese-signs-that-got-seriously-lost-in-tranlsation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 It's Friday yet again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 ^ Daaaaaamn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 tgif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 That kid has the right idea. <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 One of my friends found this in FL. We have that on one of our boards at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted August 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 It's Friday yet again!! I love her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 I did this one...quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Another for the dads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLKSHEEP Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) I did this one...quite often. Last weekend I was working on the shower faucet & it EXPLODED! Hot water shooting out full force all over the bathroom floor. I was already aggravated and I yelled "AWE-FUK" as I started my sprint towards the water meter. My 3 yr. old heard me and he's been repeating it ever since :huh: Today when my wife woke him from his nap his first words were Awe Fuk! <laughs> ??? I keep saying "Awe TRUCK but he isn't buying it. Edited August 18, 2013 by BLKSHEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrtMA Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 He doesn't buy it because he can sense the bullsh!t alarm. Unfortunately, mine has the same sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) When my daughter was two, thirty-five years ago, and we were teaching her the parts of her body, arm, leg, eye, nose, ear, etc. and she came to her fore head she pronounce it fork head which quickly morphed into fuk head. She pointed at my brother once at our nother's house and said "fuk head". Everyone had a very surprised look on their faces and my brother said "well, I guess I've been told". I had a hell of a time explaining it. Couldn't break her of it so we avoided ever asking her about her fore head. She also called a McDonalds Happy Meal a Puffy Milk. So was so cute. Edited August 18, 2013 by Microgunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbasks Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) Luckily mine hasnt reached that phase yet so im gonna hafta learn to hold my tongue. Speaking of cuteness my brother in laws "niece" calls famous daves, hot piggies bc the logo has a pig with flames. So i get looks bc i forget to call it FD and always call it hot piggies. Needless to say i get looks haha Edited August 18, 2013 by bubbasks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 Dated a girl for 7 years met her when her son was 3 about age 5-6 he picked up my "factory mouth" final ended up telling him when your my age you can use big people words, until then you can't and it actually worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted August 19, 2013 Report Share Posted August 19, 2013 My sister used to buy those orange candy peanuts that are made out of marshmallow or something for my nephew, and I guess they are called 'circus peanuts'. One day while standing in the checkout line at the grocery store he started hollering that she didn't get him any 'circle penises'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Today's Horoscope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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