Matt.Cross

Now THAT'S what she said! <laughs>

Even the government knows better than to piss you off... :fawkdance:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Maybe 3. Maybe = No 4. We need... = I want... 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = But you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead 11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive 15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good film on TV 18. How much do you love me? I did something today that you're really not going to like MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = Yes 2. No = No 3. Maybe = Maybe 4. I am hungry = I am hungry 5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 6. I am tired = I am tired 7. Nice dress = Nice tits 8. I love you = Let's have sex 9. I am bored = Let's have sex 10. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question 11. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you 16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins. 17. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person because I'd like to have sex with you.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80502688/

I was getting tired of the soap slime on my sinks and bathtubs anyways, let 'em come.

No, but only because it violates the premise of her statement. If you had sent a text saying that, you'd be fine.

We have to coordinate a night to gang rush him with noob questions under aliases.

<laughs> <lmao> Holy cow, it took longer than usual to resume a somewhat normal breathing pattern after that! That was hilarious!

Oh my! I like det cord, especially if there are trees handy. One wrap for every inch in diameter if memory serves.... it's nice and loud all on it's own too! You know what? I really miss being on the blasting crew now, thanks a lot! :bat: <laughs>

What they said ^^^... what I said is strictly in reference to newer rifles of the large-frame AR type. <thumbsup>

You're GTG for 7.62 in a .308 and vice versa. The specification on the two cartridges are the same at the outside of the case, the 7.62 is thicker to the inside of the case. Welcome to the forums!

Best shotgun bong hit ever.

Now that's how you plow a field!!!

I personally find it hard to come to the conclusion that he isn't cut out for the job. He did what he felt was necessary in the moment, and then showed remorse when he realized his mistake. I find that far preferable to someone who would realize that action was justifiable and wouldn't show any remorse whatsoever. That the guy has a heart showed through. I admire the fact that he acted as he thought he needed to without hesitation. My only suggestion to that officer would be to practice making his deadly force more deadly. In this case, I'm mostly thrilled that everyone lived. I imagine it's much easier to live with shooting an old man in the legs, than it is to kill an innocent. Check out this video, it's 15 seconds long before a Trooper is dead, and it serves to illustrate that if you hesitate at all you're a goner.

Welcome to the forums! I used to work in WV, way down below Matewan, place called "Thacker Hollow".

Amen. No reason to get out of the vehicle period. I'm less than 10 minutes from Mr. Canipe's hometown and people there generally just aren't really bright. Hate it for both of them but I feel like the officer did the right thing actually. After seeing police video from Texas wherein an elderly gentleman takes out a highway patrolman with a single shot from the hip with a rifle, I can understand the reaction and the need to act without hesitation. At least everybody lived in this situation.

No offense, but we aren't shaking hands when we meet. <laughs>

The first being Feinstein and the second being the ugliest hog I've ever seen?

Sweet. I will reopen this whenever your pics of the item are ready.

What's the story behind the pic brother?

Yes you can.

... and just to think, I used to be the one warning newcomers about the money thing... I gotta get my act together! Welcome to the forums novamark, we're glad to have you! <thumbsup>

It was supposed to be more cheap innuendo, but now this is just a thread about tensioning pins again.... >:( <laughs>

Are you trying to say you saw it coming? >:D <outtahere>

We discussed this plan at least 10 times, you may recall that it went like this: I try to buy the bullets from Micro, if he sells them to me, we split the cost & the loot. If he DOESN'T want to sell them to me, you come in and bust up the deal, and swipe the bullets as "evidence recovered at the scene", and we split the loot later. :rant2: :bitchslap: