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HELL.

 

FUCKING.

 

YES.

 

 

I will make that thing a reality-on-video, just like they did. Looks like they were getting decent velocity, and it's certainly got the mass. Having a weapon like this in your arsenal is just SMART. 

 

Think about it - first, you have the "standoff distance" going for you, over "going physical" with the hand-to-hand 3-foot weapon.  Distance between you and your attacker is of utmost importance... 

 

Next, psychological impact has to be severe.  Especially for "crowd dispersion" situations. Someone taking a physical beatdown with a person weilding a 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong will never forget that.  Nor will his friends.  Think of the possibilities of "psychological trauma" for large-crowd type riots, though...  You launch a 12" RUBBER BRIGHT-PINK PENIS into the face of the Mob Instigator, drop him cold like a sack of $hit, nd the rest of the crowd will CERATAINLY not want ANY of that. 

 

I'll get to work on this right away... 

Posted

Wonder how the reloading process works?

Tom has an internal speed loading tube of sorts. With the proper dose of Van Camp's Beenie Weenies, he can conduct a speed loading in .06 seconds.

Posted

Make it magazine fed and now you got something brother. <thumbsup>  <thumbsup>

Revolver setup like the M40 grenade. Six flying dildos in under six seconds. Fucking awesome !

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