392heminut Posted January 25, 2017 Report Posted January 25, 2017 That boy could tear up a steel anvil with a rubber mallet! That boy could tear up a steel ball bearing just carrying it around in his front pocket! My first wife's dad talking about two of his boys! That schithead would climb a greased flagpole to tell a lie rather than stand on the ground and take a $5 dollar bill to tell the truth! My old captain from the P.D. talking about an officer we worked with!
sketch Posted January 25, 2017 Report Posted January 25, 2017 Hemi reminded me of this one: excusses are like assholes everyone has one!
broadbillodin Posted January 25, 2017 Report Posted January 25, 2017 "Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." - Major General John Sedgwick - Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, May 9, 1864.
392heminut Posted January 25, 2017 Report Posted January 25, 2017 13 hours ago, sketch said: Hemi reminded me of this one: excusses are like assholes everyone has one! You forgot the last part brother "and they all stink!"
392heminut Posted January 25, 2017 Report Posted January 25, 2017 Another one from my old Captain at pistol qualifications; That sonofabitch couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he was standing inside of it!
Sisco Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." Norm on "Cheers".
Sisco Posted February 4, 2017 Author Report Posted February 4, 2017 "Just remember, a man with his arm up a horses ass in Amish country is considered a mechanic." Robin Williams
sketch Posted February 4, 2017 Report Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Your like a flee on an elephants ass with rape on his mind. Gf. ??chicken Pooosy! Self. Valentins day is coming up!! How do you eat a frog? One leg over each sholder. Gf. Edited February 4, 2017 by sketch Shits
unforgiven Posted February 4, 2017 Report Posted February 4, 2017 Fail to plan - Plan to fail I live by these words. " I will die on my feet than live on my knees" Poncho Villa. " You get past the smell you got it licked" " That is one of the dumbest motherfukers I have ever seen" me telling my bro, you should see his partner. Was the response. " How do you eat an elephant?" one bite at a time.
planeflyer21 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Posted February 4, 2017 "Okay, maybe I do need to take a crap." Many people after I commented that their fart sounded wet.
Sisco Posted February 4, 2017 Author Report Posted February 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, planeflyer21 said: "Okay, maybe I do need to take a crap." Many people after I commented that their fart sounded wet.
broadbillodin Posted February 4, 2017 Report Posted February 4, 2017 Duct tape cant fix stupid, but it sure can deaden the noise.
MikedaddyH Posted February 4, 2017 Report Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, broadbillodin said: Duct tape cant fix stupid, but it sure can deaden the noise. Edited February 4, 2017 by MikedaddyH
survivalshop Posted February 7, 2017 Report Posted February 7, 2017 Quote of the month. “I don't know (nor do I care) how many attended Trump's inauguration. But I can tell you exactly how many people attended Hillary's inauguration. And that's the only number that matters.”
planeflyer21 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, survivalshop said: Quote of the month. “I don't know (nor do I care) how many attended Trump's inauguration. But I can tell you exactly how many people attended Hillary's inauguration. And that's the only number that matters.”
shepp Posted February 8, 2017 Report Posted February 8, 2017 "A patriots blood is the seed from the freedom tree"
shepp Posted April 5, 2017 Report Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) "Doing the speed limit in a rental car is like getting a hooker to cuddle" Edited April 9, 2017 by shepp
98Z5V Posted April 9, 2017 Report Posted April 9, 2017 2 hours ago, unforgiven said: An empty firearm is just a paper weight. On that note, ... Two is one, and one is none. You ALWAYS need a backup when the primary fails...
jtallen83 Posted April 9, 2017 Report Posted April 9, 2017 "The only purpose for a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down " Clint Smith
392heminut Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 More Clint Smith; "The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead." "Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty." "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for." "If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick."
survivalshop Posted April 10, 2017 Report Posted April 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, 392heminut said: More Clint Smith; "The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead." "Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty." "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for." "If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick."
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