SpairParts Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 So my buddy wants to know. His wife got a new 8in Dildo and wants to use it on him. Is this normal acceptable behavior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Depends....is she wanting to fire it out of his Xproducts can launcher like @98Z5V is fond of doing? If so I hear double headed purple jelly dongs have the best ballistic coefficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Whoa whoa whoa! wait up a sec... a small hurdle, easily jumped with tequila, ibuprofen and ky jelly, could quickly escalate to a Schmidt and Bender scope, or a Trijicon thermal optic. Lets weigh some priorities here and not be so quick to make up our minds. Is there any negotiating room here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 I hear pegging is popular these days...... i wont be finding out anytime soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenworks Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 This somehow reminds me of Frank and Sheila from Shameless. Hers was at least 18" and black,Frank took it pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 This is why we dont have a bible subforum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, blue109 said: If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenworks Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 56 minutes ago, jtallen83 said: Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........ Every 3 years,the cleanout prep is the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 hours ago, blue109 said: If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy Crazy bastard 4 hours ago, blue109 said: This is why we dont have a bible subforum. Haha 3 hours ago, jtallen83 said: Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........ The prep reminds me of my 1st old ladies cooking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just read somewhere it is illegal for a house in Arizona to containmore than 2 dildos. Is that true? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) Well how many inches does he have to take? I mean 8 inches total doesn't leave much room for the grip...and remember... Ah nevermind Wash Edited January 2, 2019 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Sisco said: Just read somewhere it is illegal for a house in Arizona to containmore than 2 dildos. Is that true? ? Dont know....but it would explain why so many get lost in boating accidents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenworks Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Dude's wife said no more sex until you buy me a vibrator. Dude said "WHY DON'T I PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HUMMMMMM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
308kiwi Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 hours ago, washguy said: Well how many inches does he have to take? I mean 8 inches total doesn't leave much room for the grip...and remember... Ah nevermind Wash It's mildly concerning that you are even doing the maths on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpairParts Posted January 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 minute ago, 308kiwi said: It's mildly concerning that you are even doing the maths on this. So far he has the most authoritative post on this! Seems like as long as gun parts are part of the deal it might be worth discussing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) I will say this it was a bad day when my first wife found the polaroid's of some party action...she was included,but found "the other shoe box" Wash Edited January 3, 2019 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 So you took the road less traveled to make it up to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, blue109 said: So you took the road less traveled to make it up to her? I think it was the gravel road....just after the fork in the road? But I did wrestle the two shoe boxes from her as she was taking them to the divorce lawyer..... the bbq grill got two loads of polaroid's that day....daaamn whatevers in those polaroid's burns effin hot!....Or maybe it was SATAN ? Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 I was a manager of a strip club and my wife was one of my bartenders when we met. we didnt have any illusions about what was in our respective shoe boxes lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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