SpairParts Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 So my buddy wants to know. His wife got a new 8in Dildo and wants to use it on him. Is this normal acceptable behavior?
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 Depends....is she wanting to fire it out of his Xproducts can launcher like @98Z5V is fond of doing? If so I hear double headed purple jelly dongs have the best ballistic coefficient.
Robocop1051 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 Whoa whoa whoa! wait up a sec... a small hurdle, easily jumped with tequila, ibuprofen and ky jelly, could quickly escalate to a Schmidt and Bender scope, or a Trijicon thermal optic. Lets weigh some priorities here and not be so quick to make up our minds. Is there any negotiating room here?
shepp Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 I hear pegging is popular these days...... i wont be finding out anytime soon
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy
Ravenworks Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 This somehow reminds me of Frank and Sheila from Shameless. Hers was at least 18" and black,Frank took it pretty well.
blue109 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 This is why we dont have a bible subforum.
Sisco Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, blue109 said: If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy
jtallen83 Posted December 30, 2018 Report Posted December 30, 2018 Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........
Ravenworks Posted December 31, 2018 Report Posted December 31, 2018 56 minutes ago, jtallen83 said: Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........ Every 3 years,the cleanout prep is the worst.
unforgiven Posted December 31, 2018 Report Posted December 31, 2018 6 hours ago, blue109 said: If a trij thermal optic was on the table id get a backward running start on that badboy Crazy bastard 4 hours ago, blue109 said: This is why we dont have a bible subforum. Haha 3 hours ago, jtallen83 said: Couldn’t be any worse than a colonoscopy........ The prep reminds me of my 1st old ladies cooking
Sisco Posted January 2, 2019 Report Posted January 2, 2019 Just read somewhere it is illegal for a house in Arizona to containmore than 2 dildos. Is that true? ?
washguy Posted January 2, 2019 Report Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) Well how many inches does he have to take? I mean 8 inches total doesn't leave much room for the grip...and remember... Ah nevermind Wash Edited January 2, 2019 by washguy
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Sisco said: Just read somewhere it is illegal for a house in Arizona to containmore than 2 dildos. Is that true? ? Dont know....but it would explain why so many get lost in boating accidents
Ravenworks Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 Dude's wife said no more sex until you buy me a vibrator. Dude said "WHY DON'T I PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HUMMMMMM"
308kiwi Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 5 hours ago, washguy said: Well how many inches does he have to take? I mean 8 inches total doesn't leave much room for the grip...and remember... Ah nevermind Wash It's mildly concerning that you are even doing the maths on this.
SpairParts Posted January 3, 2019 Author Report Posted January 3, 2019 1 minute ago, 308kiwi said: It's mildly concerning that you are even doing the maths on this. So far he has the most authoritative post on this! Seems like as long as gun parts are part of the deal it might be worth discussing.
washguy Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) I will say this it was a bad day when my first wife found the polaroid's of some party action...she was included,but found "the other shoe box" Wash Edited January 3, 2019 by washguy
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 So you took the road less traveled to make it up to her?
washguy Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, blue109 said: So you took the road less traveled to make it up to her? I think it was the gravel road....just after the fork in the road? But I did wrestle the two shoe boxes from her as she was taking them to the divorce lawyer..... the bbq grill got two loads of polaroid's that day....daaamn whatevers in those polaroid's burns effin hot!....Or maybe it was SATAN ? Wash
blue109 Posted January 3, 2019 Report Posted January 3, 2019 I was a manager of a strip club and my wife was one of my bartenders when we met. we didnt have any illusions about what was in our respective shoe boxes lol.
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