The Perfect Coffee Cup

[imschur]

I thought this was something that applied to only me. :banana:

[unforgiven]

<lmao>  You'r not the lone ranger brother.

[blue109]

That's the only reason I drink the stuff!! gotta clear the pipes before my 10 hr work day starts.

[imschur]

sundays my old lady  always wants to go out for breakfast and follow it up with a dog walk in the woods. I tried to explain to her that is like asking me if I want to crap in the woods. It's inevitable.

[blue109]

everyone grabs a coffee before a mt bike ride. i have to stand back because even the smell gets me fired up. pavlovs dogs in full effect!

[392heminut]

Coffee has never had that effect on me, which is good because I drink a LOT of coffee! V8 gives me gas something fierce though, and I love the stuff! But then again, at my age it seems like everything gives me gas. <lmao>

[shepp]

Never coffee but when I chewed, thrown one of those in in the morning was like a wake up call to BM

[Microgunner]

You know you're old when the freindly conversation is about bowel habits.

[texas30cal]

Why is it that when my family gets together the after dinner conversation is always like this?

[sketch]

Haahaa that is true Tex ^^^ for me a crap in the woods marks my territory so the bears stay away!! Moskitoes are a bitch when bare ass for 4 days you crap on the run. Crap and move crap and move!

[survivalshop]

Damn coffee helps me log in every morning .

[unforgiven]

You know you're old when the freindly conversation is about bowel habits.

You know you'r old when takin a good dump feels good.

[Microgunner]

You know you'r old when takin a good dump feels good.

Or is the highlight of the day.

Edited July 19, 2013 by Microgunner

[EasyEJL]

for me its not the coffee alone, but the first cigarette while drinking coffee in the morning has me doing the "run for the border"

[DNP]

for me its not the coffee alone, but the first cigarette while drinking coffee in the morning has me doing the "run for the border"

This was my first thought when I read this thread. Haven't had that problem in a while though. Coming up on 5 months now as a quitter...again. Maybe it will stick this time. I have noticed that the coffee alone won't get me...but that first cig on top of sure as hell used to work.

Edited July 22, 2013 by DNP

[imschur]

This gives new meaning to blowing smoke out of ones ass.

[Microgunner]

Quit smoking 15 years ago after a 30 year habit. Very proud of that.

[unforgiven]

Congrats brother Micro.I started a few years ago.Never to late to start a bad habit. >:D Kools are my coffin nail of choice. <thumbsup>

[DNP]

That's a hell of an accomplishment micro! Nice job! I hope to be able to say the same in 15 years...aside from the 30 year habit part...more like 16 for me. Quit for a year once...

But enough of that. Wee were talking about poop. Sorry, carry on.

[Microgunner]

Gotta go take a dump. BRB.

[DNP]

You gotta get a smart phone..,I'm taking a dump right now. Wouldn't wanna miss anything...

[unforgiven]

Walked into the bathroom to clean up at the job [lot to be said for a flusher] and some guy was burning a mule.I said WTF :puke:  I said"kill that s h i t before you eat it next time bro".From the stall came the replie " the last time I smelled s h i t it still smelled like s h i t".I told him that the raccon burrito didn't seem to agree with him. :ugone2far:  <lmao>  <laughs>

[george_995]

lol ^^^

[shepp]

You gotta get a smart phone..,I'm taking a dump right now. Wouldn't wanna miss anything...

Hellz yea