Matt.Cross Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, 98Z5V said: "Fire and Maneuver" and "React to Contact" are my strong skills... The target won't be hard to find, just look for the clown holding a beer and humping Kate's leg like a Chihuahua.
Matt.Cross Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 I figure the time is right to ramp up the hyperbole and smack-talk, that way it'll just escalate once we get there.
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 Indeed, it is. It's time to ramp it up. Once I add the Tequila, there's only two things that can happen. It's Wild Jungle Monkey Sex, or someone's gettin' the shiit beat out of them. On RARE occasions, it's both...
Matt.Cross Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 1 minute ago, 98Z5V said: Indeed, it is. It's time to ramp it up. Once I add the Tequila, there's only two things that can happen. It's Wild Jungle Monkey Sex, or someone's gettin' the shiit beat out of them. On RARE occasions, it's both... Save some for the primitive weapons match, I've discovered the rolling pins' meaner older brother.
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Save some for the primitive weapons match, I've discovered the rolling pins' meaner older brother. Ah shiit...
shepp Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: The target won't be hard to find, just look for the clown holding a beer and humping Kate's leg like a Chihuahua. OH SHIT!!!!!!!
suzukiray Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 I'll shoot from behind Dirk, you'll never hit me!!! Aaaahahahaahaha!!!!
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 You better wear those AR500 targets, then.
sketch Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 for 98. burnt skin.. grabbed a pan in the oven and the oven mit didnt fit.. hit the same spot twice! thats gonna leave a mark! last week pic. worst part i keep the cell phone in my left pocket and ripped it open every time the gf calls. she says quit picking at it! lol! i said quit calling me. ?
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) Burns don't bother me, brother. Unless you burned some fingers RIGHT OFF... I'd puke on that. For burns, or minor cuts, here's how I treat them... Spray those fuckers with carb cleaner. RIGHT AWAY. Just shoot them with a stream of carb cleaner, DIRECTLY on the minor burn or cut. Straight into it. It'll certainly disinfect everything that might have gotten in there, but there's one thing for damn certain... There's nothing else that you can do to that minor cut or burn that's gonna hurt worse than hitting that thing with carb cleaner... so the worst is already over... Fuk it, it can't get worse than that... Edited October 12, 2018 by 98Z5V
sketch Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 welp i guess i hit it twice but carb cleaner makes a man cry.. no thanks!
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) But, once you cry over that carb cleaner, brother - you can slam that thing in a car door and you won't think it hurts... It's all about the "pain perspective" my brother... Carb cleaner cures all that shiit... NOTHING hurts worse. Disinfects, too - Everything. Blast it. Edited October 12, 2018 by 98Z5V
sketch Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 i gotta look into it! your monkey wrench fixin my soft skin.. lol!
98Z5V Posted October 12, 2018 Report Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) Fuk it, I do it daily. Anytime I fuk myself up. CARB CLEANER!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's over. Done. Nothing bothers it after that. Eat the most pain, early on, and "gay pain" later doesn't even phase you. "Oooooh, I BUMPED it" doesn't even register... Edited October 12, 2018 by 98Z5V
mrmackc Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 Jest don't spray B-12 in your eyeball if you ever want to see out of it again. If it runs down the crack of your arse you can run a 9.9 second 100 meters on jest one foot.
sketch Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 phhhhfuuuk now i can smell my last sip threw my nose. hoser!
98Z5V Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, sketch said: phhhhfuuuk now i can smell my last sip threw my nose. hoser! He HAD to throw that Canadian Racist Insult in there. Fucking hater... I love my Canadians...
Rsquared Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 11:03 PM, Matt.Cross said: The target won't be hard to find, just look for the clown holding a beer and humping Kate's leg like a Chihuahua. Now THAT's FUKIN hilarious! And the point goes to Matt. Matt-1 Ray-0.
suzukiray Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 Who is Kate? I hate chihuahuas! No beer, it was Captain Morgan last fall. Well, ok, a few beers before the Morgan.
washguy Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 So that's replacing the Hillary Special? two fat thighs.....two small breasts and one left wing Wash
Cunuckgaucho Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 16 hours ago, 98Z5V said: He HAD to throw that Canadian Racist Insult in there. Fucking hater... I love my Canadians... Appreciate the love but been called a hoser isn't really seen as an insult Probably the two most famous Canadian hosers...
98Z5V Posted October 13, 2018 Report Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Appreciate the love but been called a hoser isn't really seen as an insult Probably the two most famous Canadian hosers... Wasn't the dog's name "Hosehead"?...
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